[Reform] Let us put an end to this ESO menace
Sir Humphrey Appleby
Evenin’ lads,
So we settle into a reasonable 11 seat grab, coupla votes off 12 but modesty demands we respect the electorate and their wossname-andate to ‘piss about in parliament’. To add, we have CP elections round the corner – any eUK Citizen is invited to officially apply for nomination – on the wall if you’re a party member or via message with me if you cannae handle the whisky to properly join
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Alas ESO continue their marauding into the top 5 – though they have indeed made very credible allegations against The Undead Party; we here in UK Reform retain the right to employ anybody as servants on an equal opportunities basis, even if that means they’re missing both arms and tend to stalk rather than walk… Afterall, TUP has to serve some purpose afterall?
I answer that we must finally revive the old UKRP spam-warbands of old. I naturally name Gali as our Warmonger an' Hail Astrid as his Chief o' Staff
Inanycase we here in UK Reform look forward to entertaining all options for the future possible term (apart from the beginning of the 4th/5th Great Spam Wars, depending on who you ask). Personally in my capacity as Chief Drunkard I would like to see the inevitable buggerance of the resource wars truly settled in true eUK pantomime. I might even buy our old ally Dapper a dress I’ve been saving for him…
As always, your faithful wossname,
Appleby
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Game on, old man.
We haven't even warned up yet...
http://www.erepublik.com/en/article/king-of-the-strawberries-2599238/1/20
We will fight them with the strawberries, we will fight them with the pomegranates; and the wossnames you 'ave to carefully remove the skin-wossname off wittha knife an suchlike
UKRP be ready
Lets party in the UK 🙂
Whats this? A real political battle coming to eUK?
LET THE SPAMMING BEGIN!
You will all be impeached!
By the time this is finished, UKPP will be assimilated
By the rate our members are dying, UKPP will only have me as a member.
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