[Reform] June Parliament Presentation - Der List
Sir Humphrey Appleby
Mornin gents! o7
That time'o the month again, we've had an alright Mongress last term but we'd like to aim for a better one (trufact). Naturally we 'ere in UKRP pride ourselves on having the most audacious list since the glory days of BigAnt's "New Era"; unfortunately Popovic has decided against re-running, not only making the current impeachment vote against him completely pointless but also robbing our list of several hundred 'swagger' points...
Boaty McBoatface
Boaty ‘ere has been shoved top o’ the list due to the unarguable fact he has put in more effort and energy into this month than the next 3 people combined. A true credit to Reform, apart from that one dodgy stint as TUP PP, Boaty will no doubt continue to serve as if full of seamen…
Dave Trenga
Our Chief Whip for several months now, Dave has been keeping our lads nice and attentive lest they wake up with a Mohawk not dissimilar from his own. A level head and veteran of the Commons, Dave is always worth at least ten of whatever half-rates the other Parties are offerin’
WookieO
De Facto hairiest eUKer, Wookie makes up the vanguard to any self-respecting force. Recently armed with ‘a particularly heavy stick’, Wookie has been leading the counter-insurgency charge against our increasingly belligerent political neighbours and will undoubtedly continue to hone his ‘whack onna head’ skills this upcoming term.
Kapten Johnson
Joining the above oldfags is an even greater oldfag, still alive from when you could fit the entirety of today’s community into the UKRP of old. Kapten has always served with distinction, currently doing his time on the citizenship committee. Always worth a vote or twelve if you have the right multi connections…
GurkhaGaming
Our ‘Token Newfag’, Gurkha has quickly risen through whatever ranks we cared to keep and dun a decent job in Parliament to keep his seat for another term. I expect a spot in government is the next logical step for one of the eUK’s more sensible protégés….
Sir Humphrey Appleby
Humphrey ‘Mad McJack’ Appleby is, against several bylaws, the current Speaker of the House. Initially pegged for the 2nd bottom spot before remembering he ran the gaff, Appleby can be relied upon to miss votes he forgets to call and denying the party leadership to those that’d actually do the job
Frixios of the Clyde
A relatively recent convert to the UKRP cause, Frixios has quickly got into the UKRP spirit and has duly had to have one of his kidneys removed. Predicted to serve with distinction from a hospital bed, Frixios is worth approximately half a bottle of whisky and a packet of quavers
Certacito
The most experienced Member of Parliament in the game and one of the oldest citizens still ad enough to be here – Certacito continues to grace us with his presence and remind even me just how ancient and consecrated the Reform cause is. A vote for CC is a vote for continuity
Rob the Bruce
Another Champion of Reform, Rob has become the santa claus of the nation due to losing the original image after cropping a santa hat onto it. A reasonable man, when he’s sober, Rob keeps all the good traditions of eUK indifference alive and well
Mr.Razor
Bloke ‘wot just woke up’, I’m gonna give him a chance to see what he can do in Congress this term. Seems very keen ‘n that, I wonder if he’ll manage to keep it up throughout the month
😛
Welshlad4eva
Seems a plucky lad, why not eh?
Gali2332
Our resident mad Viking, Gali has begged me not to let him in Mongress this term. Obviously that can’t happen and hopefully the good people of the eUK will elect him anyway…
Thomas765
Another fellow oldfag, Thomas has served his time in both gov and parliament and can’t particularly be bothered with either. Naturally, ‘can’t be bothered’ in UKRP terms is around ‘active’ in TUPspeak, may as well vote the sod in anyway…
So ye lads, vote UKRP on the 25th :3
Appleby
Comments
In true UKRP tradition, I forgot to apply
I'll vote yours if you vote mine 😛
thanks sir humphrey
Glad to be part of UKRP
im looking forward o/
I miss the good old times with UK.
Vote lads
good to have you still kicking about too prophet 😛
Good Luck
I'm getting slightly pooped carrying around this 'ere rather heavy stick.
I might go for a lighter version next month. A ruler perhaps, or maybe a conductor's baton. Hmmmmm....
somehow i see you in a laser-crossbow
I got no idea how you'd fit a wookie inside a crossbow
UKRP
What about me!?
should try and run next time 😛
I'm too old for this. Screw it!
Voted and endorsed (for continuity)