[Appleby] On the defence of Western Europe
Sir Humphrey Appleby
G’afternoon gents o7,
Been a while since my last article and I’m not particularly well so forgive me if this doesn’t live up to your usual Appleby expectations (rea
😛***ks off before the end of the sentence). I’d just like to have a few words about our recent campaign against the DON’T CRY FOR ME Argies and where we go in our demeanour internationally from here.
First things first – an apology. I was the solo vote against the war chiefly because I wasn’t sure we’d manage it. Fellow oldfags will no doubt remember the last time we were completely occupied after a heroic liberation attempt of Belgium, and how seriously our community was damaged by a wipe for several months.
However, despite all historical evidence suggesting the contrary, our campaign was an unmitigated success. DON’T CRY FOR ME was systematically expelled from the infinitely smaller and weaker countries of Western Europe, to the point where even the Americans apparently belatedly wanted to join in the fight! Thankfully it looks like our own NE will fail and they will have to lose some of their MPPs if they want to commit.
Questions now arise as to how we cement our relations with some of our newfound friendly neighbours. Western Europe, now again for the first time in quite a while, broadly has mutual defence as a chief interest. This is a stark contrast to most of our existence where we’ve been encircled by numerous rivals, presenting potentially fatal conditions for foreign affairs.
Some will suggest joining Orion would be a permanent solution to this. Personally, I would favour trying to establish a stronger working Convention on Western Europe’s Mutual Defence to affirm we have no territorial ambitions against one another, and automatically band together again should any bully state try romping our way again.
What do you think?
Appleby
Comments
wow such amaze
Britain asking to make EU
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Remember most of the people who voted to leave don't have the intelligence to click buttons once a day on a game like this. Mainly Remainers here.
Which is why the eUK is a utterly terrible place. Although it does answer a lot of questions if eUK is 'mainly Remoaners'...
I voted leave...
Typical remainer; doesn't agree with the vote so they insult the leavers. EU is cancer.
well who else am I meant to insult?
I remember it well the last time Argentina occupied us. I believe I was the cp who vanquished them ;P
Ah yes - but this time Chaz did an even better job - they did not even get to occupy us!
Chaz being better than Aaron was obvious anyway
Technically they had already occupied us two terms before me 😛
Being the PM who got rid of them is so April 2013
I support joining Orion personally.
We have to join an alliance. Our neutrality - while occasionally fun - is mostly a pain as we're either wiped or not fighting anyone anywhere.
We've had a year of being either totally alliance-less or part of a totally ineffective alliance, so I think now's the time to change path. And I'm all for exploring the novel and vaguely odd option of being BFFs with some of our neighbours. What do we have to lose?
Honestly I think we should once again approach the loss of our innocent neutrailty with caution, but I do think it's time we committed to an alliance again (we get fukkin merked for like months at a time lmao), and orion is a good as any option I've seen recently.
Idk why I wrote that in reply to mike but whatever man
The last picture is from WW1. Once Allied with Serbia in RL..
UK and Serbia were allies for the majority of this game's existence.
I was against going to war against Argentina too though I did, contrary to my belief, fight them well enough, but I used all the free small bombs(?) to counter their threat as I imagine others will have done and so if this were to happen again, I doubt that I at least can put up as much as a fight. An alliance is wise - probably with other likeminded (and small) nations methinks. Especially as the US don't particularly like us, as we them, too...
It's always fun to fight the Argies. Now the Yanks want a taste.
Imperial clown, I´m the soul of Occident. You´re just a northern barbarian.
Isn't it a bit awkward that your parents told you you were an occident?
It isn´t at all, and even they didn´t need to.