To Norwegian Congress
P. Cornelius Scipio Africanus
Hello nordes. I come to you with information, that will benefit everyone. Except for the FRP, radical idiots. In light of the recent attack, I ordered CPSU troops to fight obviously, but I also said, "Idiots, ruining our standings with Norway". They don't want to negotiate with you. We at CPSU do.
We don't think insane wars wasting everyones gold are the answer, we think that a calm, peaceful negotiation like we had last time would work. Which is why, were CPSU leaders were never informed of this attack, outside of one caution to me "Stay in Norway, there will be a fight soon". The FRP caused this incredibly unnecessary war. So I urge you, Norwegian politicians, to consider rewriting our contract, and contacting Foreign Legion, or Ziggard Vosk. Both are in the dept. that handle this. Thank you.
Heymans,
Field Marshal, PLAR.
Comments
or they will be taken again by Romania 😃.