The Next American Idol?

Day 966, 21:50 • Published in USA USA • by Jude Connors

Tonight I lost my remote and was too high to get up and change the channel so i was forced to watch the absolute worst show on TV...



To my surprise was a regular commenter of Jude's Journal...


PAULY WALNUTZ

As you can see, he was dressed like a fairy, which he admitted was his regular nightly attire. Anyway, he got the mic and actually did a good job. I've DVR'd the episode to show you...

23:24 walnutz Revvin' up your engine
23:24 walnutz Listen to her howlin' roar
23:24 walnutz Metal under tension
23:24 walnutz Beggin' you to touch and go
23:24 walnutz Highway to the Danger Zone
23:24 walnutz Ride into the Danger Zone
23:24 walnutz Headin' into twilight
23:24 walnutz Spreadin' out her wings tonight
23:24 walnutz She got you jumpin' off the track
23:24 walnutz And shovin' into overdrive
23:24 walnutz Highway to the Danger Zone
23:25 walnutz I'll take you
23:25 walnutz Right into the Danger Zone
23:25 walnutz You'll never say hello to you
23:25 walnutz Until you get it on the red line overload
23:25 walnutz You'll never know what you can do
23:25 walnutz Until you get it up as high as you can go
23:25 walnutz Out along the edges
23:25 walnutz Always where I burn to be
23:25 walnutz The further on the edge
23:25 walnutz The hotter the intensity
23:25 walnutz Highway to the Danger Zone
23:25 walnutz Gonna take you
23:25 walnutz Right into the Danger Zone
23:25 walnutz Highway to the Danger Zone

Make sure you vote for Pauly Walnutz as the next American Idol.

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