Salut eSwitzerland!

Day 1,419, 10:11 • Published in Switzerland Switzerland • by Swiss Federal Chancellery


Madams and monsieurs,

It is time that I introduce myself! I am Monsieur Guillontine, and I was eBelgium's President for the month of September. However, I believe it is time for something new; therefore, I have decided to move to eSwitzerland. I have met some great men in the eSwiss community, which include Rican, Borgogian, JNArno, Luka Tomasevic Tomas, and chasaj. You might be asking, why would such a devoted eBelgian like myself be leaving my home for another eNation? Well, the answer is simple. eBelgium is no longer the nation I was first born into... it is now a war zone full of personal attacks and few who are willing to accept the need for unity. And not to mention... eSwiss chocolate tastes ten times better than eBelgian chocolate. 😉



In addition to that, I feel that it is time for me to start fresh again, and help out another eNation such as eSwitzerland! Not only do I have experience and knowledge that I will be sharing with the eSwiss people, I will also try my hardest to secure our eNation's independence and sovereignty from eSlovenia. I have talked to Borgogian, and he has agreed to allow me to work as Minister of Foreign Affairs under his presidency.



Now, for some general information about my eLife so far...

I was born almost 7 months ago in eBelgium

I have been a Congress member of Brussels for 5 times consecutively

I founded the Belgian Communist Party 4 months ago

I have been the Party President of the Belgian Communist Party for 3 times consecutively

I have served as countless cabinet positions in eBelgium

I was elected General-Secretary of Comintern in September

I was elected Country President of eBelgium in September

I hope I will be able to serve you for the next month as the best Minister of Foreign Affairs as I can possibly be! If you have any questions, just ask me. Also, I would just like to mention that sadly, I will not be able to receive eSwiss citizenship until October 25th since eSwitzerland has no Congress this month. I will be writing some more articles soon!





Yours Truly,
Monsieur Guillontine
Vice Minister of Foreign Affairs