Philty Dave Philanthropist
Brathasena
After over 6 years in total playing this game, I have definitely experienced a lot in this game. Though I might be still fairly new to eUK I guess I am an oldfag in this game. Starting in the good old, mythical v1 I have seen this game change quite a lot over the years, but sadly the changes have not really improved the game or my gaming experience. Instead of trying to improve the game, it seems like the admins only work on finding new ways in making the gaming experience more expensive. I got caught up in the fraud for some time as well, but recently I stopped and with that, my interest in the game dropped as well.
Over the years I have accumulated quite a lot of crap in my account, and as I am not really sure how much longer I can be arsed to stay in this game I decided to start to give away my crap. One mans crap is another mans gold or something like that, right?
So with this I article I am announcing the Philty Dave Philanthropist Foundation. Over the next months I will, (hopefully), release various articles, giving out free s**t. Todays giveaway is 100 q5 foods and 10 q7 weapons to all ebrit citizens who leave an insult in the comment section.
I am also looking for someone who have some skills with photoshopping or something that can help me make a logo and pimp up my avatar. I will pay for this of course, so if you can help please get in touch
Comments
I'm not saying I hate you, but I would unplug your life support to charge my phone.
Your reward for the best comment is shit!
Let me tell you a Joke, Dave Trenga, HAHAHAHAHAHAHHA GET REKT M8
Your birth certificate is an apology from the condom factory
Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries!
You play this game.
If you and Plato were in a house that was on fire, I'd save Plato.
You're fat! Lets not sugarcoat it because you'd eat that too...
your mother was a hamster and your father smells of elderberries!!!
copypaste is ducking lame!
following CC's theme:
I wouldn't say you're fat ... but you're visible from space
You could commit suicide by jumping from your "ego level" to your "IQ level"
You must have been born on a highway, because that's where most accidents happen.
There's only one problem with your face, I can see it
you are the perfect example of why abortion should be allowed.. when you were born they threw away the best bit of you.. the afterbirth 🙂
The only way you'll ever get laid is if you crawl up a chicken's ass and wait
Everyone that ever loved you was incredibly and embarrassingly wrong.
Hey Laserlips...your mama was a snowblower!
"You're short, and your mother dresses you funny"
I dont wanna insult you, because you are speaking truth
Even if I qualified for this I would not want any payments from you because you equate crap with gold in the article. If gold = crap then q5 bread is likely AIDS infested cumsplats on the milk-soaked, oatmeal-pancake titties. No one wants that. On the other hand....... I would understand game gold being compared to shit but you are, of course, too much of a coward to write out "shit" in a game you are quitting yet fear FP in. Why not equate all buyable things in the game with shit? It's true even if you don't have the courage to write it out.
1k energy and 10 q7 tanks...? how cheap of you.
considering how old you play this game, you should give every commentator 10k energy and 100 q7 weapons. it's not really that hard, you know? but I know, a lot of oldfags are stingy, including yourself.
If I had been playing this as long as you then I'd be as disillusioned and depressed as you obviously are.
Half of you have such bad creativity and effort that I found you insults on the first page on google after I typed in insults
I don't want free gold from a piece of filth like you. You are a disgrace to your nation.
Can I have the gold now? 😃
You're a cunt
Oh wait there was a competition on?