Jebus went to the Golf Course
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So Jesus and Moses are playing golf and get to the fifth hole. A par 3 shot over water to an island green.
Moses takes out his 6 iron and lands a perfect shot on the green.
Jesus pulls out a 7 iron and being teeing up. Moses says "No the 7 isn't enough club it'll go in the water."
Jesus replies "If Arnold Palmer can do it, I can do it."
He swings the 7 and sure enough, right in the drink.
Jesus tees up a second ball and grabs his 7 iron again.
Moses reminds him of his last attempt but again Jesus replies "If Arnold Palmer did it, I can do it."
Plop into the water again.
And this continues until he has hit all of his balls into the water. At this point he walks out onto the water to find his lost golf balls.
The foursome behind them starts approaching the tee, spots Jesus out on the lake and asks Moses "Hey who does this guy think he is?"
Moses replied "Apparently Arnold Palmer"
Your Goddess,
Aeriala
Comments
Voted for the good laugh.
I expect a double header from Kurgan . first he will admonish you for using the lord name in vain second he will ask you whether you have decided what you are girl/man/turd.
Actually Heavens always had a great sense of humor even on its own account.
It's those damn clerics who gets too serious and gets insulted for everyting.
Well not this Cleric!
There is nothing insulting in this joke....it's funny and shows religious characters as funny and cool dudes and that makes them closer to humanoids who can still be saved from eternatl damnation in claws of SATAN!
Moses should help him and part the sea. He could avoid the water penalty that way.
Jesus can't hit a 7 iron?
The very idea of a Socialist mystic on a golf course amuses me.
Jesus and Moses are peoples people...last thing they would want is to be portrait as untouchable icons.
You can't get close to Heavens, and those two are closer as possible, without a good sense of humor.
Both, Jesus and Moses would laugh with this joke...
As State Prior and Cleric of The Word i bless this article with a holy vote....
ARE YOU DUDE OR A CHICK?