In Response To Hotelier
Xander Kross
The Military Dictatorship Party's ideology (i.e. "what we stand for") is plainly obvious by its name. For those of you too dumb or high to derive meaning from words, I shall sum the MDP up in three simple pictures.
Ever Forward!
-Xander Kross,
Dictator of the MDP
Comments
INB4 some stupid hippie or filthy-minded McVicker-type makes an obvious "fisting" reference.
Iron-fisted tyranny. The end.
MDP needs to retake its rightful place in the top 5
Couldn't agree more. Too many hippies, not enough National Guard.
We have grass and free love. Check and mate.
Pave it, let the troops march gloriously.
Unless you mean grass, in which case I say, we get high from blood and violence.
hahaha the last picture wins it all 😃
Fall in line. Get gassed. Get the fist!
How do you propose to really stick the fist to eCanadians? Your use of symbolism is powerful, but, it kind of loses its meaning in eRep. MDP can't actually gas people with pepper spray. And, as much as you might like to get your fisting on, its difficult in a virtual environment. ie, people would have to want to pepper spray and pummel / defile themselves depending on your definition of that word. In either case, you're probably not gong to have many takers outside of your party.
So then, what are MDP's plans to make citizens fall in line or face your wrath? Really, the only way to punish noncompliance is through their pockets. Uber taxation is a start. Tax the hell out of citizens while funneling tax revenues to the MDP orgs for distribution to the loyal members. Course, that means you have to install an MDP member as dictator but that shouldn't be a problem.
I like where you're going with this. The plan needs a few more details hammered out but I think the sentiment is pretty clear. Join or die.
Sounds like what DAL used to do
You joke, but I take these matters semi-seriously.
The MDP promotes aggressive politics. That's been a defining characteristic of the party. While that may not appeal to everyone, neither does pursuing an agenda of "peace and stability" in a war-centric game. The biggest button in this game is the FIGHT button.
We cannot actually "gas" or pepper-spray all the stupid, bleating hippies, that's true. But we can take them to task in the media when they promote an agenda that is sure to cause the country to weaken. We can call them out by name and make them accountable for their failures. It is our civic duty to do this.
High taxes are not a punishment. They are a burden we must all shoulder for the continuance of our country. This is a war game, and war costs money. High taxes allow us to compete on the battlefield, and if we can't compete, we get conquered.
That money is, indeed, redistributed in part to "loyal members," because loyal members are fighting hard in important battles and completing combat orders. These are not only MDP members, of course.
And it's not so much a matter of getting the hippies to "fall in line" with our aggressive policies. The hippies never will. Rather, it is a matter of marching in lock-step with like-minded leaders who understand the fundamentals of the big red fight button.
My plan, therefore, is to rebuild the MDP to fighting form by attracting these aggressive, forward-thinking leaders, so that we can once again compete politically with the current "Top 5." We do not need to be "#1" to do this. We only need to be big enough to present a united front against complacency, compromise and deleterious inaction.
Admittedly, these concepts are difficult to convey in just 3 pictures, so I went for "tone" rather than detail.