I'm not on a mission from BOB!
Horice G Fossil
Horice
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I feel like I'm in Kindergarten...
Me too, fecking great isn't, and there's free beer!
Horice 😃
Are there badgers in Panama?
You're thinking of hats!
Horice 🙂
I'll paint the hats to look like badgers, although I'm sure they're not as tasty.
Excellent! Can't beat a bit of badger balancing... 😃
I'm not very good at stacking badgers. Can I use glue?
And hammers?
Stacking badgers and other christmas critters is always a nice, relaxing activity for the whole family.
Porcupines would be easier. They kind of stick together.
Brutal.
Christmas badger stacking rulez, ok?
Do ferrets count?
Badgers man, Badgers! Fecking ferrets and porcupines what fecking next fecking stoats and weasels! I don't think some of your guys realise the gravity of the situation!
Horice 🙁
In this situation, gravity is very much our enemy.
I beg to differ, Dapper and the Admin are the enemy. Gravity is a natural phenomenon by which all physical bodies attract each other, and I for one am not attracted to either of those feckers!
Horice 😉
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