Crisis and Candidates, How Do You Respond?
Frodo Tea Baggins
On the eve of elections some very important issues have crept up. I do not endorse any one candidate, however I would like some answers so I might guage the opinions and attitudes of those that are running. When issues present themselves we look to those leading to provide clear and concise answers on how to solve them.
Now recent studies have shown a glaring lack of attention in a very important area of the country, male supermodels. Deep studies have been done and clearly indicate that less than 4% of our youth have a positive male supermodel in their life. I call this analysis shocking. I can't fathom how we are expected to continue to grow without our young learning the importance of having a chiseled six pack of abs, how to switch from a simple pouty lip to a look of puppy dog eyes, or most important of all how to do a simple heel turn at the end of a runway.
Now for my own part I can see no easy way to reverse this disturbing trend, however ignoring it will not make it go away. I'm not completely sure how much extra assistance we can provide, however there are some possibilities. Prehaps a program that recruits male supermodels into a mentoring program, making them available to be consulted through some form of helpline. Maybe opening our borders and providing incentives to attract more male supermodels from other countries. I toss such things out for free however what I really need to hear from are those that wish to be elected, how will you solve this current crisis because that's where to answer really must come from.
Kaptain Kidd
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Me too James. Remember those photo shoots we used to go on. Good times. Good times.
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couldnt read your text. thought you were a guy and against gays. seems you burst out of your closet.
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On the eve of elections some very important issues have crept up. I do not endorse any one candidate, however I would like some answers so I might guage the opinions and attitudes of those that are running. When issues present themselves we look to those leading to provide clear and concise answers on how to solve them.
Now recent studies have shown a glaring lack of attention in a very important area of the country, male supermodels. Deep studies have been done and clearly indicate that less than 4% of our youth have a positive male supermodel in their life. I call this analysis shocking. I can't fathom how we are expected to continue to grow without our young learning the importance of having a chiseled six pack of abs, how to switch from a simple pouty lip to a look of puppy dog eyes, or most important of all how to do a simple heel turn at the end of a runway.
Now for my own part I can see no easy way to reverse this disturbing trend, however ignoring it will not make it go away. I'm not completely sure how much extra assistance we can provide, however there are some possibilities. Prehaps a program that recruits male supermodels into a mentoring program, making them available to be consulted through some form of helpline. Maybe opening our borders and providing incentives to attract more male supermodels from other countries. I toss such things out for free however what I really need to hear from are those that wish to be elected, how will you solve this current crisis because that's where to answer really must come from.
Kaptain Kidd
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gay !
So glad you appreciate good satire.
/me pokes all the abs
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But there were not male supermodels when I was growing up. Closest thing we had was Davy Jones or David Cassidy. I am too old for a mentoring program but I suppose I could mentor someone.
I, unlike Krakken, get satire.
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beware of the condition it causes heart attacks
While we have made great progress in attracting supermodels to immigrate to Irelan😛
http://www.erepublik.com/en/citizen/profile/1287180
http://www.erepublik.com/en/citizen/profile/5927592
http://www.erepublik.com/en/citizen/profile/1619261
(look at those stats! oooh la la!)
It's important to remember Ireland's native supermodels:
http://www.erepublik.com/en/citizen/profile/1651784
http://www.erepublik.com/en/citizen/profile/2151076
http://www.erepublik.com/en/citizen/profile/6214944
As you can see, there's a lot of talent right here in Ireland.
voted for the penis.