Change Scares Me (New eRepublik Design)
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by Robert Grosseteste
Hello... ignore the smell of burning rubber please,
As a past neo-conservative, now tea-partier... vaguely change scares the crap out of me.
These new reforms in the eRepublik design are fascist and socialist. Like Mao and Hitler had some unionized French child together who wants 6 hour work days!
Glenn Beck, "The new eRepublik design hinders the constitutional principles old white slave owners put in place while drinking and beating their wives."
Also, Osama Bin Laden (like scary) said this, "Praise to the new eRepublik design and those who labored on it."
Osama Bin Laden=Tourist
Tourist=THEM
THEM=NOT US
NOT US=UNUMERIKAN
Therefore by basic physiopological principles the new eRepublik design is UNUMERIKAN!!!
***Everything here is to satire real-life while getting out the word about the new design. Everything including quotes is fake in the attempt at parody. Thank your eRepublik staff members for the new sleek looking design!***
All in fun,
Robert Grosseteste (the realistic Libertarian)
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I seriously do hate the new design. I even did a shout venting my frustration about it.
me too +1
idk... I am a little annoyed by it because I am used to the home button taking up space so now when I go to where my newspaper was I end up going to the market. I think two big mistakes design wise is the miniaturization of the home button and the gold symbol on the gold and extras tab.
That's not a mistake, just a tasteless act....
SD has that right.
ADMIN WANT MONIES GIVE NOW!
I'll admit that us players need to remember this is their business.
New design is buggy as hell
Anoying :/
Dan... I think your second sentence was an insult, but I can't understand it.
Sorry, been up late. Getting cynical. My apologies, not meant to be offensive at all. 😮 -delete-
It's freaking me out!!!!! 😮
The first thing I thought when I saw this was "Admin wants to make some monies."
Meh. I'll get used to it after a wee dram o whiskey or two. 😉
Who ever uses the Gold and extras button?
The home button should grow back to its original lenth
i can never see any design, all i can see is the plain white sheet, as my laptop can not let me move over to change it, why what does the new one look like
it is trashy
The home button needs to fall down into the sidebar and then they could lengthen the existing buttons to fill the same size............ or they could just go back to how it was in the before time🙂