An Undead Hippie In South Africa

Day 1,488, 16:58 • Published in South Africa USA • by Jude Connors

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Greetings and Salutations:

I am Jude Connors and I come in peace to the Republic of South Africa. I am most recently from the United States, where our chief export is agricultural products and have come to South Aftrica, whose chief export is Dave Matthews.



In all seriousness, THE TENSHIBO has told me great stuff, and I already know some of the inhabitants here already. People from my past, here to haunt me in my future. It's good to see some familiar faces, though.

So for those of you who do not know me, here is a little bit about me:



I was born into the new world way back in V1, in August of 2009. That was right in the middle of World War III. I was lucky enough to meet some really cool folks and joined the Socialist Freedom Party, who got me elected to Congress. While in Congress, I met my mentor, the great PigInZen, who took me under his long wings and taught me about the ways of politics. After a few terms in Congress and a few jobs in a few Cabinets, I left politics and joined the eUS Military full time.



Until this time, I had been trained in the old eUS military's Training Division (now known as TC), the Reserves, and the Home Guard (now known as the National Guard). With no more ties to Congress holding me back from active duty, I joined the eUSA Army, where I shot up the ranks to LTC and served as the Quartermaster of the Army under the teaching of the great George "Armstrong" Custer. I served as QM until the Army split into two different groups. I left the army, having just been elected party president of the United States Workers Party, to try to convert the USWP TD into the USWP Workers Militia. I also was able to complete my best troll to date, trolling most of the members of the Joint Chiefs of Staff, especially the JCS Chairman, NXNW. I served a couple of month as USWP PP and RL pulled me away (I was in jail) then returned to see that USWP had merged with the AAP and CvP to form the APF monstrosity. I ran for Congress, lost, and decided to ramble on.



I became an Limey after King Woldy accepted my application for citizenship into the United Kingdom. To say it was less than eventful would be putting it mildly, but at least I got to troll meghan a bit more than usual. Still unemployed from my time served in jail, I started to ran out of money IRL and my internet was about to be disconnected, so I got one of my best friends, Rainy Sunday; to approve my citizenship application in the USA. I lost internet for three days, which I call my Lost Weekend, and returned to active status as an American.

Apparently, the Immigration Enforcement Service Director at the time, Astra Kat G, had an issue with Rainy Sunday accepting my citizenship application and a full-on rivalry ensued. It resulted in me being banned from the #IES channel and eventually being listed as an Enemy of the State. It didn't help matter when I put together a group of rebels and PTOed five different parties in one day, resulting ultimately in the death of the APF and the rebirth of the United States Workers Party. Two more terms as party president followed that until I decided to quit the game. I took a six month sabbatical which resulted in my death in December 2010.



In January, I returned with absolutely no fanfare. I re-joined the USWP but wasn't accepted due to a major misunderstanding about the USWP Forums. I left them, re-joined SFP for a brief period, then followed PigInZen to the tropical archipelago of the Republic of the Philippines in what was essentially a retirement destination for many American players. There, I met a now good buddy, the Small Alliance Expert, Hekter and another notable former American-turned-Filipino, Aren Perry. Hekter and Aren were major players in the Philippines and were able to get me a job as Deputy Minister of Defense under yet another notable American-Filipino, Angelini. Eventually, Angelini and I became Co-Ministers of Defense and we transformed a small group of poorly organized fighters into a respectable military that was completely self-supplied. But even the Philippines got old, and I found my way once again back to the USA. I re-joined the SFP and served as its party president until I quit the game yet again.

But my addictive personality brought me back once more. I spent the last two months as the Vice President of the Libertarian Party and served in the past three Cabinets. I served in Congress again in November and was even nominated to be the Speaker of the House. I continue to serve the American government as an Under Secretary of State, a member of the White House Press Corp and the Producer of the government call-in program, eNPR as well as the Public Affairs Officer of the 48th Congress. In addition, I am a Lieutenant in the international fighting group known to the world as SEAL Team 6.



So that's me in a nutshell. Feel free to send me any questions you might have about me and especially any information or help you can give me. I am a nice guy, and I treat everyone equally until they prove to me their are a complete moron. I can be found on IRC regularly, and have added the #eSouthAfrica channel to my auto-join list.

Happy to be calling South Africa home!


Omnia Vincit Amor.

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