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Ok peoples. Today we talk of a different randomness. Not MY randomness. Some other country's randomness. Ah yes. This topic is random in and of itself. I am so proud....

But in all honesty, even though I'm known for my really stupid articles, I think this may be a tad more serious than others in the past. And who should be surprised? We are talking about an aggressive imperialistic nation (and technically alliance because this is PEACE's doing I hear) and I for one am not so funny that I can make fun of anything like those late night hosts on TV. And of course I just think I should be a little more serious on this issue.

Why is Russia attacking us?

Aha, it's this question. I've heard many ideas on why Russia is attacking us. I've heard that it's a PEACE nation and that they have propagandized everyone into thinking we Americans and other "evil countries" are the bad guys. I've heard that it is simply a background for a political takeover. Whatever the reason, I do not like what is going on. We are simply being captured territory by territory. We need to go into super war-time production and sell goods for cheaper prices. Like weapons and weapons and weapons and weapons and weapons...

Is there any hope of surviving this onslaught?

Yes. But it won't be pretty. We'll need to raise loads of awareness about what is going on. If it happens that PEACE is the cuplrit and we are in a huge World War, then let's get those newspapers printing. HELLO?!?!? We have printing presses peoples! We have plenty of citizens who can start publishing even one article pleading to other nations to help us because those darn guys are EVIL. And it'd be fun to make fun of Russia too, so why just sit around here doing nothing? Let's get those pens which are like, mightier than the sword, you know? (That doesn't mean don't keep those weapons coming now.)

Why am I reading this article if you past articles have been so stupid and why should I care about anything you are telling me?

Because I told you I'm serious. Don't ask again.

What if I hate writing articles and what to fight instead or do something else to stop Russia?

Everyone I give you a challenge. Donate 1 USD to the United States government. Send a mail telling them to do something useful with the money like building good hospitals or awesome defense systems. In fact, I'm starting an unofficial fund right now saying that for every dollar you give me, I will add 10 cents onto it and give it to the United States government. No this is not a scam or ny stupid stuff as I have been asked. How do you know? Because I want to help the darn country I live in, is that a crime? And I am serious you guys. Ok?

Gee this article was short.

I was going to talk more about Russia, but I changed my mind and decided to start this unofficial fund thing. So without further ado, I'm going to publish this and hope you citizens DO STUFF TO HELP THE US. ESPESCIALLY IF YOU ARE PART OF THE US.

Thanks for listening. Take heart to my words. FOR THE UNITED STATES.

-milestailsprower