In response to Ideas for the Near Future
Day 781, 23:26
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Published in South Korea 
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by Donovan Thomas
This Media Blast is in response to Francis DeBoyle's Article Ideas for the Near Future
Alright…
No graphics, no witty hyperbole... just straight jive.
Number one, you should have named your article "Ideas for OMG RIGHT NOW! Quick F-ers get into IRC STAT!"
I’m starting to get pissed off. You guys are about to be handed a fresh start. Something that no nation in eRep gets (and if you don’t think there aren’t a hundred would be Alexanders and Ghengis’ out there gunning to run you then think again).
This is what you came up with? You’re going to do it in public? You are really going to put your cards on the table and show the world just what you don’t know?
*facepalm headsmack openmouthed scream of incredulity*
EPIC WTF
I’m going to lay it on the line for you and then retire from this farce. I’ve really had enough… Not only can you not handle this I will be damned if I watch you start to argue amongst yourselves and scrap and scrum for crumbs…
The Real Deal MF Truth.
Here goes.
1. Set up a poll to see how many active South Koreans we have – [FDB]
No. Public polls and spreadsheets and that mess are just that… A public mess. No quantifiable data ever. You need to do the hard work and contact people personally. If they reply? Check the box. If they don’t? Then they are two-clicking wastes and you don’t have time for that. Get a forum, get a channel on IRC and DO THE HARD WORK! Making a spreadsheet or an article is Freshman 101. It’s a waste.
2. We need to allocate government positions – [FDB]
No you don’t. You need the smallest damn government you can think of. You need a CP who has a hint of a fecking clue, a guy to run the Military (and back it up) and a Finance guy who is savvy with numbers, taxes and imports etc. What about new citizens? Are you joking? When this sh!t hot group of Warriors I eat, sleep, party, kill and bleed with rolls out you will have a baby boom you never dreamed of... Every would be Peter Wiggin with a misspelled Manifesto will beg for citizenship so he can prove to his civics teacher he's the man.
Look. You can’t possibly support “Big Gov”. You need a provisional authority… take a look at RL Iraq and tell me what Big Gov does for a transitional beaurocracy … jack and sh!t. The Iraqi dinar is valued just below the butts in my ashtray.
Dont even get me started on API's, gifting and coordinated assault.
3. We need to start diplomatic relations with nearby countries - [FDB]
Are you kidding? eSK will be conquered and quick. You need a plan to deal with it and survive… You need to learn region swapping, you need to learn vote management. You guys got one stinking congressman in last time with at least twenty voters… piss poor. You need community organization on a grass roots level that make Obama look like a girl scout who can’t sell her cookies… Beyond that you need protection you cant afford... if you were less n00bish (and that goes for the so called eSK quitters who wear the Rising Sun on their sleeves) you would have been beso'ing major Theo culo in prep for this day for SOME hope of backup...
I’m tired… trolling is fun. It’s what we all do when dumb people post dumb sh!t… but this?
This is DANGEROUS sh!t not worthy of trolling.
You know how bad you suck?
I won’t even SLIA to piss you off…
Ciao.
*Note: [FDB] indicates a direct query by Francis DeBoyle*
*[Cue all the wastes of bandwidth who will blame the future on the past... go ahead.]*
Alright…
No graphics, no witty hyperbole... just straight jive.
Number one, you should have named your article "Ideas for OMG RIGHT NOW! Quick F-ers get into IRC STAT!"
I’m starting to get pissed off. You guys are about to be handed a fresh start. Something that no nation in eRep gets (and if you don’t think there aren’t a hundred would be Alexanders and Ghengis’ out there gunning to run you then think again).
This is what you came up with? You’re going to do it in public? You are really going to put your cards on the table and show the world just what you don’t know?
*facepalm headsmack openmouthed scream of incredulity*
EPIC WTF
I’m going to lay it on the line for you and then retire from this farce. I’ve really had enough… Not only can you not handle this I will be damned if I watch you start to argue amongst yourselves and scrap and scrum for crumbs…
The Real Deal MF Truth.
Here goes.
1. Set up a poll to see how many active South Koreans we have – [FDB]
No. Public polls and spreadsheets and that mess are just that… A public mess. No quantifiable data ever. You need to do the hard work and contact people personally. If they reply? Check the box. If they don’t? Then they are two-clicking wastes and you don’t have time for that. Get a forum, get a channel on IRC and DO THE HARD WORK! Making a spreadsheet or an article is Freshman 101. It’s a waste.
2. We need to allocate government positions – [FDB]
No you don’t. You need the smallest damn government you can think of. You need a CP who has a hint of a fecking clue, a guy to run the Military (and back it up) and a Finance guy who is savvy with numbers, taxes and imports etc. What about new citizens? Are you joking? When this sh!t hot group of Warriors I eat, sleep, party, kill and bleed with rolls out you will have a baby boom you never dreamed of... Every would be Peter Wiggin with a misspelled Manifesto will beg for citizenship so he can prove to his civics teacher he's the man.
Look. You can’t possibly support “Big Gov”. You need a provisional authority… take a look at RL Iraq and tell me what Big Gov does for a transitional beaurocracy … jack and sh!t. The Iraqi dinar is valued just below the butts in my ashtray.
Dont even get me started on API's, gifting and coordinated assault.
3. We need to start diplomatic relations with nearby countries - [FDB]
Are you kidding? eSK will be conquered and quick. You need a plan to deal with it and survive… You need to learn region swapping, you need to learn vote management. You guys got one stinking congressman in last time with at least twenty voters… piss poor. You need community organization on a grass roots level that make Obama look like a girl scout who can’t sell her cookies… Beyond that you need protection you cant afford... if you were less n00bish (and that goes for the so called eSK quitters who wear the Rising Sun on their sleeves) you would have been beso'ing major Theo culo in prep for this day for SOME hope of backup...
I’m tired… trolling is fun. It’s what we all do when dumb people post dumb sh!t… but this?
This is DANGEROUS sh!t not worthy of trolling.
You know how bad you suck?
I won’t even SLIA to piss you off…
Ciao.
*Note: [FDB] indicates a direct query by Francis DeBoyle*
*[Cue all the wastes of bandwidth who will blame the future on the past... go ahead.]*
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Donavan it breaks my heart to see you slit the throat of the newborn baby fawn of idealism.
Idealism is great, but unfortunately it is weak when smacked in the face by reality. I hope SK can pull through, but perhaps they are better off as part of Japan. I feel bad for them really, but there is no point in rubbing salt in the wound at this point.
So who cares about SK anymore? (aside from trolling 😃 )
Ah Kolleen, don't you get it love?
I dont want to see the fawn die before she hits the ground.
But I fear She will.
Well, I'm gonna SLIA anyway 😉
Oh yeah!
and hey DT, I know, I know, I know...
and again Kolleen, I know you are being noble and calm, but believe me, you have NO IDEA what me and DT are having to put up with behind the scenes from these loons. No wonder he's on a major-patience-fail right now.
Anyway, I like him with his blood boilin'...lol...always did 😃
Silent Leges Inter Arma!
Ní Neart go cur le Chéile.
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I've read both of these articles and honestly despite not being a Theocrat I was gobsmacked.
Listen to DT, hell I can't name many times when he was wrong.
Oh also Hi to my Theo friends, DT, Grainne and Rollo 🙂
Great article Bro, those lunatics will ruin Korea even before they have it back, if they think this way.
Good, I really didn't like the ideas anyway...thanks for your opinion and the truth: no other country gets this oppertunity.
Hi to Niall 🙂
RL-man-with-the-gun 😉
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Actually Donovan, I think what you're seeing is an example of various factions emerging. Doesn't necessarily reflect on other groups from what I can see, tho I see your point.
Donovan Thomas,
You don't want diplomatic relations with nearby countries. That means you want to be prepared to war if it will start. So tell me then why theos make another donation to their own pocket instead of building hospitals and defence systems in other regions of eSK than capital? It's illogic. Works don't follow your words. That's n00bish if you want to know. Pure demagogy, but all your theo friends will of course say "cool story bro".
Iswan, no offence mate, but I think a lot of this is over your head right now.
Donovan Thomas, no offence, but i think your way of ruling the country sucks.
Just answer my question, if you laugh about diplomatic relations why don't you increase defence system in eSK? Instead of this theos make another donation to their own pocket.
I think that money earned for the country is country's money. No matter who help to earn it. It's public money which destination is improving whole country.
Iswan, as I said. Over your head...
First, go research how defensive systems work and YOU tell me why it's an epic waste of money this country.
The money earned by Theocracy is Theocracy's money.
If you find any money made by democracy, by all means, feel free to keep it.
"The money earned by Theocracy is Theocracy's money."
I agree, but you earn it by working in company like others, not by donate yourself from country account.
"First, go research how defensive systems work and YOU tell me why it's an epic waste of money this country. "
Hospitals are also waste of money? I don't think so, if you want to have a citizens who can defend eSK if there will be war, you should give them a opportunity to take part of wars and healiing, it's the easiest way to have wellness back. More wellness, more fights you can take part. More fight, more strenght. More strenght, more damages you can make.
"Iswan, as I said. Over your head..."
I think democracy is over your head.
*sigh*
Number one: This is not a democracy. It is Theocracy.
Number two: Your understaning of game mechanics is very low. As I said, please research defensive systems, how they operate, what they cost etc.
Hospitals are wonderful. But you can't afford more and don't need them.
I'll not respond again until you show that you have put in the time to learn about this game. Your guesses are off the mark and your assumptions based on real life are irrelevant.