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BOAT ME Manifesto by Fleddington (ha boat)

Day 2,057, 13:32 • Published in United Kingdom

• by Sir Rex Fleddington

If I win this election I promise pool parties for everyone, no matter if you're Jewish, black or just straight out Pfeiffer (the latter is not actually invited).

THIS IS ~~not~~ THE TYPICAL POOL PARTY I HOST!

ACroc actually has policies, but who needs them when you have parties, water and a place to store that water for a month.

To be in invited to Rex’s party you must either know someone who has a pool (who will let me borrow it), must have a party available at any time during next month, and must have a house for said party to be hosted.

No dips allowed, c’mon we’re in a bad recession, I can afford this crap.

Realistic photo taken of the party, full of hoes!!!