BigAnt is proven guilty (Truth revealed!)

Day 2,082, 16:04 • Published in United Kingdom United Kingdom • by Sir Rex Fleddington

BigAnt,
he is many things to a lot of people: a loving husband, father, son and mother-in-law. But some of the people we trust the most with our CP position are hiding things from us. After digging up some dirt about BA actually being a woman there was nothing for me to find (being the underhanded troll I am). I remember thinking, “man this guy is so loved, how am I meant to find some dirt on the nations hero”. After a 23 hour research and study night I fell asleep on my notes, but when I woke up I made an impressive discovery that would ruin the reputation of the once lovable mascot of TWO. This is what I found when I woke up...



At first you don’t see it, but if you look closely it becomes clear.



And there you go, BigAnt is actually BANE. The evil villain from the Batman movies. He has been using a coffee mug to mask his manly rugged voice with the voice of an evil super genius.


“Bane aka BigAnt”

So that is why we can’t let him become CP again, because he will destroy our beloved Gotham city. Nevermind the obvious multiing and the managing of party members from NE to RDP in order to create a DICtatorship, we need to support Batman!

Hail TWO!
Hail Socialism!
Hail Batman!

(This research was supported and paid for by the royal institute of Woldys wallet, just don’t tell him I took it because he will shout at me again)