American News (Will they attack?)
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Horice G Fossil
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An American military spokesman today refused to confirm or deny rumours that they are preparing an attack on the eUK
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"I refuse to confirm or deny this"
We managed to track americas top ranked field marshal to his home and asked his opinion
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"I think we will attack the eUK,but not until i get back from my speed dating at McDonalds"
We asked our local American Meghan what she thought the chances of an attack where
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but she was busy with Lord Scipio The Great and made no comment
So we went to the top and phoned the American CP
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"For f#ck sake you limey b#stard i'm on the f#cking can for f#ck sake!" obviously he was trying to avoid the question
When asked for thier thoughts a Peace spokesmen sent this as reply
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Horice
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Comments
WOW!! Meghan have you lost weight? 😛
That soda is way too small, and what are thosse green and red things in that tiny burger?
LOL "speed dating at McDonalds"
HAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHH A!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
boats o/
(1 per person, clearly!)
Another classic article.
Sorry, I was busy congratulating the Manitobans and eNorth Koreans. What're you chavs up to now?
Wow
The eUK fails at humor.
I don't think they will, but I hope they do.