A Paladin in the Holy Land
Day 1,007, 23:03
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by Rheinlander von Phalz
23 August 2010, Day 1,007 of the New World.
Greetings and shalom, citizens of Beersheba. I am Rheinlander von Phalz, seven-time Congressman and former Speaker of the House of the eUnited States and champion of honor. I have journeyed from a far corner of Christendom to the Holy Land.
The trip is long and the campaign is dangerous.
Included in my resume are a three-month stint as the Secretary of Media and service as a military officer. This month I will be running for a seat in the Knesset. As a former three-time Congressman from Arizona, I have experience representing desert terrain.
I stand for centralization, strength, promoting active contributors, the complete occupation of Turkey, and recovering the True Cross.
Greetings and shalom, citizens of Beersheba. I am Rheinlander von Phalz, seven-time Congressman and former Speaker of the House of the eUnited States and champion of honor. I have journeyed from a far corner of Christendom to the Holy Land.
The trip is long and the campaign is dangerous.
Included in my resume are a three-month stint as the Secretary of Media and service as a military officer. This month I will be running for a seat in the Knesset. As a former three-time Congressman from Arizona, I have experience representing desert terrain.
I stand for centralization, strength, promoting active contributors, the complete occupation of Turkey, and recovering the True Cross.
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This is excellent
Go Rheinlander!
Good Luck, Rheinlander von Phalz!
Good luck bud
Welcome and good luck
Rheinmaxx
Shalom, and good luck 😃
oy vey!
Good luck!
Are you a Paladin with 18 charisma and 97 hit points and can you use the helm of disintegration?
good luck!
I prefer to maximize Wisdom over Charisma, actually. Although I appreciate many Charisma-based abilities, particularly Smite Evil and Lay on Hands, the prospect of a better chance to hit on a Smite Evil attempt does not overturn the value I place on being wise. The Paladin spell list and list of class abilities falling under Wisdom is rather truncated, but I still prefer Wisdom to Charisma. A politician would strongly favor Charisma.
Contrary to Family Guy, Paladins are capable of using the Helm of Disintegration. One need only learn what such a wondrous item would do to ask, "Why would a Paladin want to use it?" Paladins, in fact, can use just about anything. While it is true that a Paladin usually refrains from using tactics like poison against an enemy, he could (usually in extreme circumstances) without violating the laws of his Class. This is opposed to, say, murdering an innocent - willing committing an evil act and grossly violating a Paladin's code of conduct. Such an act would prevent that Ex-Paladin from accessing his spells and abilities or progressing further as a Paladin.