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[UK]The Golden Cherry - London

Day 1,396, 16:57 • Published in United Kingdom

• by Dishmcds

I can remember way back when the first time anyone tried London, Josh Frost was President of the US. Jewitt before him threatened it, and HR before him. Since then, several Presidents of Pig Disgusting countries have tried it.

All of them have failed.

Here we are, still standing after five invasions.

Now, we have a new contender to the Crown. Whether we'll be calling him a Contender, or a Pretender remains to be seen. There are indeed plenty of people who dislike the United Kingdom for whatever reason. Perhaps they weren't loved as much as they needed to be as a child. Perhaps they get cheap undergarments from Croatia (being their biggest export, of course), or perhaps they're just delusional.

Either way, they dislike us enough to spend as much as they've got to tank in London, and by extension, we're asking all of you, and our allies to do the same. London is one of the few Crown Jewels of PEACE, and Phoenix that remain unscathed by the stench of North America, EDEN, or Terra.

By the time London is done, we'll be once again pushing back both Canada and Ireland, winning initiative in both wars as we did two weeks ago while EDEN and Canada poured their hearts into the Irish alliances.

Today lads, we stand up and tell those rotten Pisgustings, that we prefer Prime Rib to Pork Chops.

Protect her at all costs. Look at those drums. Totally worth it.

To London!

To request supplies, you can go to #London on the Rizon Network and someone will be more than happy to aide your quest in killing those dirty syrup mining Edenites. If that happens to not get you a response, if I'm online, you can also query me and I'll do what I can to hand out supplies as well.

H(J)ugs and Kisses,
Just Another Guy

Comments

temujin94 Day 1,396, 16:58

Boated

xenophob Day 1,396, 16:58

hailey14 Day 1,396, 16:59

xenophob Day 1,396, 16:59

Still waiting for those guns 🙁

holbs Day 1,396, 17:00

Protect the virgin.

hailey14 Day 1,396, 17:01

though completely disagreed with most parts, no need to insult ;_;

Jon Barack Bluejacket Day 1,396, 20:56

Way to make a half-hearted diversionary battle try to look like the Battle of Waterloo.

But hey, anything that might turn around those moribund recruitment numbers.

And remember, boys, if things still don't work out, it's because El Nacho Libre or the Duke of Dublin or the Yorkshire Terrier or whatever Dishmcds is calling himself these days _was not listened to closely enough_!

Good luck brushing back this half-arsed invasion.

I hear the canucks have devoted their whole Olympic women's curling team to it.

Cyril of Macedon Jr. Day 1,397, 01:23

London calling to the faraway towns
Now war is declared, and battle come down!

Wallachian Day 1,397, 05:50

"There are indeed plenty of people who dislike the United Kingdom for whatever reason. Perhaps they weren't loved as much as they needed to be as a child. Perhaps they get cheap undergarments from Croatia (being their biggest export, of course), or perhaps they're just delusional."

Sorry to troll your article dish and apologies to the miss in the picture.
But people don`t like Britain because it`s the biggest backstabbing traitor the world has ever seen. Britain set the standard in how to betray and do it good. Nobody likes you, not even Poland (junior no.2) doesn`t like to be compared with Britain - Junior Prime
There is no other country in the eWorld who has less friends than Britain. You betrayed so much that people don`t give you any kind of credit.
Britain managed the performance to betray everybody and for that you do deserve recognition xD