[MDP] We The Bold

Day 2,522, 07:55 • Published in Canada Canada • by Xander Kross

Soldiers, we've had an excellent month. We have managed to put our God-king back in the throne where he belongs, our presence and effectiveness in Congress has been outstanding, and we maintain our position of authority and purpose in eCanadian politics. Good job to all.



This coming month, I am looking for fresh blood for the Military Council.

There's nothing wrong with the old blood. The old blood has done an outstanding job, but every so often, a functioning body needs to replenish its supply with newly-forged red corpuscles and minty-fresh plasma.

In this specific case, all of the Military Council old blood has gone on to other things: Muglack has taken charge of the Canadian Action Party, I-Bleed-Blue-93 has taken on the role of Speaker as well as heading up the Immigration Council, Mary Chan requires time to focus on her studies, Jason Welsh has caught RL-itis, R I C K Y moved to France for a while and Rylde went and got himself elected as President.

I now need to replace all of them. If you feel you have what it takes to fill their shoes, now is your chance to step up and prove it. Apply to join my Military Council.



The duties of the Military Council are as follows:
1) Advise the Dictator in all matters.
2) Prevent the Dictator from acting like an idiot, or at the very least point it out when he does so anyway.
3) Depose the Dictator should he fail to uphold the standards of the party.
4) Maintain a media presence.

In order to qualify, you must fulfil these requirements:
1) Be a member in good standing of the Military Dictatorship Party.
2) Be unafraid to give voice to your views, no matter how unpopular.
3) Thirst for hippie blood.

Should you meet these criteria, and should you have an interest in shaping eCanada into the glorious nation we all know it can be, you may apply via PM directly to me.

The deadline for applications is Monday afternoon-ish. All serious applications will be considered, irrespective of level, age or whether or not we like one another. If you have clear goals and ideas, take a chance and we may put them to use.

EVER FORWARD!