I Demand Your Votes. NAO!!

Day 973, 19:43 Published in USA USA by Calebb

That’s right. Vote for me. NOW! I am not begging for your votes or pandering to what you think you need. I simply demand that you all vote for me. Vote for me or vote for some other awesome guy from the Federalists.


That's my Mom. She wants you to vote for me too. You don't want to make her mad. Believe me.

Let's be honest, all you really need out of a congressman is someone who can push the "Vote" button to change your taxes, make MPPs and every once in a while approve citizenship to some dude you'll never even see. I'm more than qualified for that! I push buttons all the time!

Maybe you don't like me and would feel bad about voting for me. That’s OK. Look for this picture and vote for that person instead!




OK OK...here's the actual platform in case you can't follow orders:
Issues. Issues. More political jargon. Issues.


Vote for Calebb in Washington DC!
July 25th









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