[MoEnt] Competition time!
Ministry of Entertainment
Welcome to the new Ministry of Entertainment - or MoEnt to our friends. And everyone is our friend.
Obviously, everyone is terribly busy at the moment, what with all that fighting off
So, without further ado, let’s get on with it.
Jokes competition!
At times of war, everyone could do with cheering up a bit. And what better way of making the masses smile than with a good joke or two?
So, here’s a competition. Send us your very best jokes, based on the theme that’ll be dramatically announced in a couple of moments. You’ve got three days - the competition will close at 7pm UK time on Wednesday (or 11am on day 2,563, if you prefer).
A specially selected, secret and unbribeable panel of judges will then pick the best three, and the top three will receive a prize! The prize will probably be some weapons, or food, or maybe even gold - it depends on what we can scrape together.
And the theme of the joke competition is … drumroll … Brazil, Portugal, France Can you see what we did there?
The secret panel of judges like jokes
So what are you hanging around for?
Good luck!
Your current MoEnt team: gali2332 and VoodooMike71
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Angela Merkel arrives at Passport Control at Charles de Gaulle airport.
“Nationality?” asks the immigration officer.
“German,” she replies.
“Occupation?”
“No, just here for a few days on this occasion.”
http://www.erepublik.com/en/article/-ts-the-hue-bear--2471015/1/20
Here's a joke for you:
Q How many LETO members does it take to fight the weakest Sirius member?
A Two, as long as they can get an airstrike from Asteria and the froggies to join in.
The corollary to this joke is that Leto itself is a joke, so two entries there for the price of one!
http://www.erepublik.com/en/article/-ts-the-hue-bear--2471015/1/20
A Frenchmen's home is where another man's wife is.
There is nothing lower than the human race...except for the French.
French history: They turn on their friends and surrender to their enemies!
And the last one of the day,
I got a tip for you , if you install the french versions of your favourite programs, THEY RUN A LOT FASTER
I bet you don't have any french friends do you? 😉
Deffinitely not...
For the successful gang rape on us - I saw six men kicking and punching the mother-in-law. My neighbor said 'Are you going to help?' I said 'No, six should be enough.'
I think France falls under this- If you're looking for sympathy, you'll find it in the dictionary between "shit" and "syphilis"
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How many Frenchmen does it take to defend Paris? I don't know they've never tried.
I also found a French rifle on eBay. Never been shot and only dropped once!
Why is the French flag Red White and Blue? So they can tear off the Blue and Red sides
It took Germany 3 days to conquer France in 1940. It only took that long because it was raining
Months before the world cup, Brazilian Striker Neymar appeared in a TV commercial for 7-up. He came to regret that decision when Brazil lost 1-7 against Germany....
Q: What's the difference between the Brazilian and the Portuguese? A: A bikini wax.
Our Brazilian housekeeper is rubbish at making the beds. She's very tidy downstairs though.
Q: Did you hear about the Frenchman who jumped into the river in Paris? A: He was declared to be in Seine.
http://www.erepublik.com/en/article/-ts-the-hue-bear--2471015/1/20
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http://www.erepublik.com/en/article/-ts-the-hue-bear--2471015/1/20
Thanks you for your contributions. This competition is closed and the judges are busy sewing up their split sides, while deciding the winners.