Uk media is dead? You've been misled
Hail Astrid
Prince Harry (revised edition) a 5 min poem
Let's see, what shall I write about today?
Some military battle insight, or a shocking exposé?
An interview with a leading figure, or a lottery with free health?
Or maybe I'll just write a quick poem about myself
I'm an important person you see, I'm no common lout
Top 4 News in 15 minutes with just two shouts
My 3956 friends really helped me out
And 15 of them voted? That's a fanbase I'd call devout
Every stanza begins with me saying I'm great
That's just poetic structure, yeah I'm a literary heavyweight
That's why my name ends with a full stop even though that's grammatically incorrect
Like changing my name every month; that's in no way suspect
Let me go ahead and give you a concise version of the first edition
Stanza 1: Prince Harry. does not condone homosexuality
Stanza 2: Prince Harry. shaves his legs and finds sleep a triviality
Stanza 3: Prince Harry. stereotypes redheads and presumably enjoys articles by Neil Lewis
Then brags about setting a record and make you feel shrewish
Brought to you by the House of Winzdor
while waiting for the next Rob the Bruce article
Comments
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aZHvd0ks7Es
But I'm not a rapper
It's on now!
http://www.erepublik.com/en/article/euk-state-of-media-2546681/1/20
Oh shiiiiit
Yeah_ yeah.
We a dope section with some sick notez,
See these off beats see these missed cues
Brass, we ain't crass.
We beat yo string
Kaping!
If you play a tuba
You is coola
If you play a violin
I will make u calin
Yeah yeah
What the hell was that?
My brass sections take on pop it liis its hot but I forgot it half way through
Still no idea...
Yeah_ yeah.
?! Underscores?! This is getting crazy
46/51
Hardcore.
46/56
Needs more cats
http://www.erepublik.com/en/article/2546684/1/20
"Prince Harry" is Dappy .. not seen any supporting comments by him on my articles & I can't feature the real playboy prince in them due to Dappy (and Ajay) misusing pictures of the royal Princes
Weird