Theories, Conspiracy and Otherwise
Day 1,205, 20:58
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by Sophia Forrester
Apparently, someone answering to my description has abducted a dear friend of the editor-in-chief of "Generation Kill." That is the only conclusion I can draw from Mr. Alfred Ball's latest article, but it boggles the mind -- both how this oddly similar individual could have penetrated Mr. Ball's renowned security, and why the Party President of the nation's largest third party would associate his own newspaper with such a poorly fact-checked article.
What is even more puzzling is that I was never contacted by authorities -- neither President Ball, nor any member of his personal staff, nor any Interior Ministry personnel have so much as spoken to me, let alone arrested me. I did get a few friendship requests in the last few days, one of which led to a quite helpful conversation with a foreign dignitary. Then I check the news and find out I'm apparently a suspect in a crime.
Well, the police (secret or otherwise) know where to find me. I am at their disposal. Of course, it will depend on a number of factors, including Internet access and the price of tea in China, whether I am available.
The market price of tinfoil might normally be expected to rise, but in general, I do not trust statistics. I have no opinion on the likelihood of storms, however.
There are no typhoons that do not pass, but if this were such a tempest, there would have to be a calm center. If so, I could reliably believe that things are improving for eJapan, whatever my own situation. However, if this were the eye of a storm, then we would be headed for an escalation. I just do not see how that is even possible. To borrow a religious-sounding phrase, it would contradict the Tao. (That is the opposite of tempting fate.)
I have no opinion on Dio, except that "The Sword of Dios" is an excellent weapon in at least one anime, and I'm pretty sure the wielder dies at the end.
Coincidentally, my avatar for another forum was the girl she saved. I'll have to see if I can find a frame for it.
What is even more puzzling is that I was never contacted by authorities -- neither President Ball, nor any member of his personal staff, nor any Interior Ministry personnel have so much as spoken to me, let alone arrested me. I did get a few friendship requests in the last few days, one of which led to a quite helpful conversation with a foreign dignitary. Then I check the news and find out I'm apparently a suspect in a crime.
Well, the police (secret or otherwise) know where to find me. I am at their disposal. Of course, it will depend on a number of factors, including Internet access and the price of tea in China, whether I am available.
The market price of tinfoil might normally be expected to rise, but in general, I do not trust statistics. I have no opinion on the likelihood of storms, however.
There are no typhoons that do not pass, but if this were such a tempest, there would have to be a calm center. If so, I could reliably believe that things are improving for eJapan, whatever my own situation. However, if this were the eye of a storm, then we would be headed for an escalation. I just do not see how that is even possible. To borrow a religious-sounding phrase, it would contradict the Tao. (That is the opposite of tempting fate.)
I have no opinion on Dio, except that "The Sword of Dios" is an excellent weapon in at least one anime, and I'm pretty sure the wielder dies at the end.
Coincidentally, my avatar for another forum was the girl she saved. I'll have to see if I can find a frame for it.
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First post is respectfully denied. Please keep all comments polite and avoid baiting trolls. (It tends to create messes when they self-immolate, and I don't need to tell anyone to let sleeping dragons lie.) Horse necromancers are, in the words of Monty Python's Brother Maynard, "right out."
i am sorry Sophia 😞
~desu
Suspect spotted, move in to aprehend this sick individual who threatens to raise the price of tea ad tinfoil!
Would that be before or after I lower the value of the JPY?
Just wondering. I don't think I can actually affect tinfoil, and the price of tea moves in generally predictable cycles, depending on economics, sociopolitical factors, technology and yin-yang theory, etc. I could explain if anyone wanted to listen. However, my explanations tend to raise more questions than they solve.
Whoever is appointed to arrest me has my condolences, but please let me know so that I can answer any questions. Thanks in advance.
I've received this image taken from the CCTV cameras in place around the Hotel from which Thinh Nguyen was recovered.
http://img813.imageshack.us/img813/8479/sophiafauxresster.jpg
DO YOU DENY IT!?
That's a terrible photoshop. The uniform is the wrong color, and the fake goatee doesn't even have a proper point.
If you're going to counterfeit evidence for a nonexistent crime, at least do it with style. I'd say "get your facts right," but I don't want to set the bar too high. After all, nobody's perfect.
There it is, the evidence in plain view, and you have the backbone to deny the frog doctor has shed light on your activities, your days of hiding and evil deeds are soon at an end.
Oh, good. I needed a change of pace.
So is "hiding" anything like jail? Because, I've never been inside one, so naturally wouldn't know. I've seen them in manga! My favorite manga jail is Megatokyo's: http://megatokyo.com/strip/1270
I want to place an order for Earl Grey please.
Certainly. Will that be with or without the dilithium-free sweetener?
Ersatz Tea. The answer to all problems.
"A man is called to office of an oficer of NKW😨
-May I know why am I a suspect?
-Dear friend, please, look through window. Do you see all that people?
-Yes...
-Those are suspects, you are guilty. I just need to find out wgat your guilt is"
You mess with the Waifu, you mess with da Rev. Prepare
soldiers stand by to engage target, and by soldiers I mean I have this here net gun and I paid someone to carry it for me.
The trolls got bored and find themselves something to do. This is probably a better theory.