The Lords and the Evil Keers
Horice G Fossil
more a great evil has spead across the eUK
"What is this great evil that has spread across the eUK?
i hear you ask"
The great evil's name is the TUPCP and it's aim
to purge the Lords from the shores of the eUK
"The TUPCP is here to save the eUK from the great
peril that is the Lords and their bourgeoisie ways"
At their head is the *'EVIL' Keers and his henchmen
"I shall hunt every last one of them down for the good of the eUK!
Our chief weapon is surprise...surprise and fear...fear and surprise....
Our two weapons are fear and surprise...and ruthless efficiency....
Our *three* weapons are fear, surprise, and ruthless efficiency...
and an almost fanatical devotion to Dio....
Our *four*...no... *Amongst* our weapons.... Amongst our weaponry...
are such elements as fear, surprise...
Bugger I'll come in again."
Forced into hiding the Lords thought all was lost
"We have been forced into hiding,all is lost,who can save us?"
Lead by the 'EVIL' Keers the TUPCP hoards join the hunt
"We've got to eradicate the Lords for the good of the eUK!"
The Spamicans bravley confront the enraged hoards
"What is this Great Peril of which you speak?"
This halted the TUPCP witch hunt in it's tracks
"The 'EVIL' Keers told us we're in great peril from the Lords!
we need to be saved from them,we do don't we?"
This infuriated the 'EVIL' Keers and his henchmen
"
😉on't listen to them for they are part of the Great Peril of which i speak!"
With the 'EVIL' Keers words ringing in their ears and encouraging
punches from the henchmen the hoard get back to the hunt
"We must remove the Lords and replace it with very
similar Legislative Branch for the good of the eUK!"
The TUPCP went about their evil business and the Lords
are no more it's members hiding in fear of their lives
"We shall shelter the Lords in the Spamican Clubhouse until
the 'EVIL' Keers is finally defeated and they can return again!"
So the Real Spamicans set out on their quest
"We shall not rest until every Lord is safe from the 'EVIL' Keers!"
Journeying through the North East Malta_1990 emerges from hiding
"Safe at last,Thank Boblo for the Spamicans and your silly ways!"
And so quest continues,if you know the whereabouts
of any of the ex-Lords please contact the Spamicans,
Oh and don't tell the 'EVIL' Keers
Horice
😛
*We accept Iain may not be 'EVIL' but he is a very naughty boy!
Comments
We want House of Lords back. Up with Spamicans for they stand!
No, the lords is a silly place.
^The 'EVIL' Keers henchmen are everywhere !
Horice 😛
No-one expects the Spanish Inquisition 🙁
rid us of the lords, a semi-federal institution dosent work.
It's funny how Iain Keers is opposed to the HoL considering that he spends every day operating behind closed doors alongside the cultural elite; and would argue that I'm not fit for ministerial service because of my lack of "official" experience... the very basis of the Lords.
uhm...maybe it was "not about you" Longbaugh, hard as that may be to understand 😛
Keers has a long an illustrious history here, and friends of many shades.
That's evil genius for ya, attracts all kindsa nutters 😉
Elite he may be, but at heart he is a man of the people, and brought many to his side with selfless gestures and iron will.
You probably wouldn't have noticed that kinda nobility, as it wasn't your own.
Ah well.
Men.
Meh.
Can't understand Irish, sorry.
lol, yeah, I know.
ahhh shutup longbaugh
I dont know nuthin HoL.
But Ian Keirs gave me a house and he didn't even know me.
That makes him a cool guy in my book.
I like the article though 😃
was a good read.
WE BURNT DOWN THE HOUSE OF LORDS
hehehe 😛
@ Bob
When I first came here, this was all swamp. Everyone said we were daft to build the House of Lords on a swamp, but we built in all the same, just to show them. It sank into the swamp. So we built a second one. That sank into the swamp. So I built a third. That was burned down by the TUPCP, fell over, then sank into the swamp. But the fourth one will stay up. And that's what you're going to get, Lad, the strongest House of Lords ever once the 'EVIL' Keers and his henchmen are defeated.
Horice 😛
Voted for truth, Horice!
Keers isn't evil, he's dastardly.
Not every member of TUP is anti-lords! I'm not!
/me waits to purged... ;-P
@ Cecil
For that the 'EVIL' Keers will have you in the Comfy Chair until lunchtime,with nothing but a cup of coffee at 11! 😮
Horice 🙁
lol @ serious comments on a joke article 😃
http://telepromptedanthems.files.wordpress.com/2008/07/u-mad1.jpg">@Horice
I AM A LORD LOOKING FOR SHELTER, HELP ME SPAMICANS!
"Not every member of TUP is anti-lords! I'm not!
/me waits to purged... ;-P"
I fail to see why you suggested sarcasm by writing a '😛'. I wouldn't be surprised if you were lynched by the TUP villains after going against the will of Keers 🙁
The Lords did nothing. I'm surprised anyone has noticed they're gone 😛
Thanks Grainne, means a lot 🙂
Run the 'EVIL' Keers is here !
Horice 😒
'The Lords did nothing. I'm surprised anyone has noticed they're gone 😛'
Because they're not gone, are they Lord Keers?
Now now, children. RealPolitik somewhere else, the Spamican articles are Shrines to Silly
Everytime I look, TheBluejay goes up a level 😒
Bad and naughty Keers!
Keers is an 'EVIL' man: he must be stopped.
Epic
I once thought that Keers was a good guy....
I am now not so sure....