Scandal in the jamesw government !!
Day 899, 01:48
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Published in United Kingdom 
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by Horice G Fossil
The Historic Times has uncovered a scandal
at the heart of Jamesw's new government !
Minister of Everything JvB has been found
trawling the back roads of our fair land getting
cheap thrills by taking advantage of defenceless
robotic whores
We managed to track down one of the Ministers
victims and got this statement from him...
"We're not even compatible but he forced his USB on me any way,
the sight of his rampant memory stick will go with me to the scrap heap,
not matter how much brasso i use i'll never feel clean again"
We tracked the Minister down and managed to
comfronted him with our findings
At first he denied any wrongdoing on his part...
"I deny any wrong doing on my part"
So we comfronted him with the recordings
and pictures our undercover team had made
This did not please the Minister...
"
i'm the Minister of Everything i'll finish you!"
He then called for his goons and we
were jostled away for the Minister
[img]http://johnnavarro.net/images/ROBOT_0A.JPG[/img]
"Get out of here or i'll get Commodore 64 on your arse !"
As news of the scandal spread members of the
UK robot minority make their feelings clear
"As a fellow Robot i think JvB should step
aside for the good of all robot kind "
We contacted Primeminister Jamesw but
he was unwilling to comment in our paper
However he later put out this statement...
"OH GOD WHAT HAVE I DONE?!?!?! "
He then began to filibuster claiming mistaken identity
was to blame for this sorry state of affairs
We ask the UK should a man with such
sexual depravities weild this much power ?
Horice
at the heart of Jamesw's new government !
Minister of Everything JvB has been found
trawling the back roads of our fair land getting
cheap thrills by taking advantage of defenceless
robotic whores
We managed to track down one of the Ministers
victims and got this statement from him...
"We're not even compatible but he forced his USB on me any way,
the sight of his rampant memory stick will go with me to the scrap heap,
not matter how much brasso i use i'll never feel clean again"
We tracked the Minister down and managed to
comfronted him with our findings
At first he denied any wrongdoing on his part...
"I deny any wrong doing on my part"
So we comfronted him with the recordings
and pictures our undercover team had made
This did not please the Minister...
"
😉amn you Historic Times,don't you know who i am !
i'm the Minister of Everything i'll finish you!"
He then called for his goons and we
were jostled away for the Minister
[img]http://johnnavarro.net/images/ROBOT_0A.JPG[/img]
"Get out of here or i'll get Commodore 64 on your arse !"
As news of the scandal spread members of the
UK robot minority make their feelings clear
"As a fellow Robot i think JvB should step
aside for the good of all robot kind "
We contacted Primeminister Jamesw but
he was unwilling to comment in our paper
However he later put out this statement...
"OH GOD WHAT HAVE I DONE?!?!?! "
He then began to filibuster claiming mistaken identity
was to blame for this sorry state of affairs
We ask the UK should a man with such
sexual depravities weild this much power ?
Horice
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"We're not even compatible but he forced his USB on me any way,
the sight of his rampant memory stick will go with me to the scrap heap,
not matter how much brasso i use i'll never feel clean again"
Oh my god
The horror!
this wouldn't happen if I had a second term >_>;
Thank god we have the independent press to keep us informed!
Shcoking, truly shocking. Who would have thought that in today's day and age our robotic politicians would be involved in such androidic debauchery!
😮
*faints*
This is indeed very disturbing.
Oh god, I knew it was risky to make JvB minister of everything!
Everybody do the robot... Oh wait.
This made me lol
This can't be true, one of the pictures says 2007 >__>
"This can't be true, one of the pictures says 2007 >__>"
That's what JvB wants you to think. WE ARE ALL GONNA DIE! RUN!
Rest assured, I have spoken to Johann von Babau about this, and it should not happen again.
No political Smokescreens Joachim von Bremen needs to anwer to the public for these heinous crimes !!
Questions need to be asked !
Horice 😛
Who is Joachim von Bremen? I only have one JvB in my cabinet, and that is Johann von Babau.
You think you know a guy, then he pulls a stunt like this. tsk tsk
Joke
I deny any wrong doing on my part
🙂
VON BABAU YOU SWINE
Being a robot is hard.
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This is a very humorous paper.
seems perfctly normal behaviour to me...
omg
Oh wow... Horace hits the funny button once again.
Quick question though - if JvB gets over excited, does he produce WD40?