Let a bit of Horice enter you !

Day 1,337, 14:13 Published in United Kingdom United Kingdom by Horice G Fossil
An announcement from the 'Horice for CP 20092011' campaign office.

We all know that at times the eUK can be rather a dull and serious place.

Observe this eUK citizen gradually becoming apathetic.

"I can't put my finger on it but I feel that something is missing,
is there no one who can save me from my impending doldrums"


Hello I'm Horice G Fossil and I'm running for Primeminister,

and I'd like to offer you my solution for a better, sillier eUK;


All that's needed is for you to allow a little bit of Horice in,
everything'll be better with a moustache and red jacket !


"WOW!"

Just imagine how good the eUK could become if everyone
allowed just a little bit of Horice to also penetrate them !


"OMG!, I really should have let Horice enter me years ago !"

Now we observe the same citizen after the Horice touch.

SO ARE YOU READY TO LET A BIT OF HORICE ENTER YOU ?

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