Horice for Congress !
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by Horice G Fossil
Hello i'm Horice and i'm want to take a moment of your
time,if i may,to tell you why you need me in Congress.
I have seven points that will hopefully prove to you the strength's of
my case and in my honest opinion radically change the eUK forever...
1/ Hospitals,
it's a scandal that the eUK has only one Q5 Hospital !
If elected i will put Q5 Hospital into every region,maybe
even two,how can the eUK afford this i hear you ask well
that brings me onto the secound part of my plan.
2/ Military sponsership,
all members of the eUK military will have to get themselves
sponsership to pay for their weapons and moving tickets
Companies will be able to sponser their own Soldier or even
an entire unit,for thier money the company logo will be worn
on the uniform of their soldier or unit,also for a one off payment
the military will change unit names to that of thier sponser.
There is no end to the posibilities the entire eUK military could
be sold to private business,which brings me to my third point.
3/Minimum wage,
i will arrange to have this raised to £50 a day for all workers
[img]http://images.veer.com/IMG/PIMG/PDP/PDP0404281_P.JPG[/img]
Impossible i hear you shout well i say it has never been tried,
it's about time we did it,what's the worst that could happen !
4/ Selling of positions,
Cash for places in the Government,Lords and the Military
to help fund my Hospital and £50 minimum wage i propose
that instead of giving away positions in the Uk for free we
sell them to the highest bidder for a good honest profit,
some examples
Minister - £50 per month
Under Minister £25 per month
Membership to the Lords - a one off payment of £200
Officer in the Military - £30 per month
CO in the Military - £70 per month
The list of jobs and titles we could sell are endless
and at the moment an untaped resource !
5/ Sell Wales,
Wales to go to the highest bidder
My plan is to split Wales into three lots and
sell them again to the highest bidders
If this goes well then next Scotland !
6/ Deal with Dio worshippers
Followers of Dionism will be transported across the border
into the new free state of Wales,free of charge!
I then suggest that we fortify Offa's Dyke and once the border is
sealed we'll send Maddog over,that'll teach then to worship Dio!
7/ Invade Ireland,America,Sweden,Norway and France
With our new Hospitals and the sponsership flooding
in we can finally afford to stick it to the Irish,Americans,
Swedish,Norwegians and French !
This suprise attack,would not be expected,would be a military
master stroke Lord Cardigan himself would be proud of !
This is my manifesto to you the good people of the eUK.
I'm going to lay down now
Horice
Horice is not running for congress he's just being silly
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time,if i may,to tell you why you need me in Congress.
I have seven points that will hopefully prove to you the strength's of
my case and in my honest opinion radically change the eUK forever...
1/ Hospitals,
it's a scandal that the eUK has only one Q5 Hospital !
If elected i will put Q5 Hospital into every region,maybe
even two,how can the eUK afford this i hear you ask well
that brings me onto the secound part of my plan.
2/ Military sponsership,
all members of the eUK military will have to get themselves
sponsership to pay for their weapons and moving tickets
Companies will be able to sponser their own Soldier or even
an entire unit,for thier money the company logo will be worn
on the uniform of their soldier or unit,also for a one off payment
the military will change unit names to that of thier sponser.
There is no end to the posibilities the entire eUK military could
be sold to private business,which brings me to my third point.
3/Minimum wage,
i will arrange to have this raised to £50 a day for all workers
[img]http://images.veer.com/IMG/PIMG/PDP/PDP0404281_P.JPG[/img]
Impossible i hear you shout well i say it has never been tried,
it's about time we did it,what's the worst that could happen !
4/ Selling of positions,
Cash for places in the Government,Lords and the Military
to help fund my Hospital and £50 minimum wage i propose
that instead of giving away positions in the Uk for free we
sell them to the highest bidder for a good honest profit,
some examples
Minister - £50 per month
Under Minister £25 per month
Membership to the Lords - a one off payment of £200
Officer in the Military - £30 per month
CO in the Military - £70 per month
The list of jobs and titles we could sell are endless
and at the moment an untaped resource !
5/ Sell Wales,
Wales to go to the highest bidder
My plan is to split Wales into three lots and
sell them again to the highest bidders
If this goes well then next Scotland !
6/ Deal with Dio worshippers
Followers of Dionism will be transported across the border
into the new free state of Wales,free of charge!
I then suggest that we fortify Offa's Dyke and once the border is
sealed we'll send Maddog over,that'll teach then to worship Dio!
7/ Invade Ireland,America,Sweden,Norway and France
With our new Hospitals and the sponsership flooding
in we can finally afford to stick it to the Irish,Americans,
Swedish,Norwegians and French !
This suprise attack,would not be expected,would be a military
master stroke Lord Cardigan himself would be proud of !
This is my manifesto to you the good people of the eUK.
I'm going to lay down now
Horice
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Horice is not running for congress he's just being silly
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Where do i pay the £200 😉
Well I for one am convinced!
I WILL BUY WALES AND RENAME IT GLADOSLAND
Such good polices, Vote Morris, I mean Porris, who ever that guy is ^
Reasonable policies for a happier Britain.
This is all wrong. I mean the minimum wage; it will cost the government a lot of money for a minimum wage to first time players who may only play for a few days. Privatising the government and the military opening the institutions that protect the state to bidders may see rich and possible enemies to control our government and our military putting the eUK at risk. This is a terrible plan and has not been thought out properly. Attacking France, USA, Sweden, Norway and Ireland will cost the country a lot of money which frankly we don't have. The money we do have should be re-invested back into making the economy better and the equality of the eUK citizens better. Not to attack multiple nations creating a huge world war.
i'm voting horice
He's joking Matt. It's Horice 😉
Finally, someone who gets it!
Horice for CP
Spamicans ftw o/
Selling off Wales is clearly the best idea here
Attack Ireland????
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Yay!
Do eet baby 😃
and I'll give ye 20 IEP and a sack o'spuds for Wales?
(best offer u'll get, I betcha 😉
Good luck Horice!
Although if minimum wage is to go up, could we please reduce income tax rates? My businesses are barely making profit as it is, and I'm actually loosing money when income tax is taken. There's no way they will survive if min wage goes up 🙁
best of luck you silly bugger
tbf I'd totally vote 😛
im votin you as long as your not running for south west