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Hail Astrid CONFIRMED MULTI ABUSER!!!1!!!! PART TWO!! NOW WITH MORE USERS!!!!111!!! TWICE THE CONSPIRACY!!1!! THE REASON SERFARTSALOT LEFT THE EUK REVEALED!!!! WHAT CORPORATE AMERICA DOESN'T WANT YOU TO KNOW ABOUT HAM!!!1!! ROONEY SHOULD PLAY IN MIDFIELD

Day 2,856, 23:35 • Published in United Kingdom

• by Hail Astrid

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Senryaku Day 2,856, 23:51

Excellent informative piece as always, ASS TRYD HAHA

Hail Astrid Day 2,856, 23:55

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Endorse you cheap ass mofo

Senryaku Day 2,857, 00:00

You are about to endorse this article for 5 USD

qqq moarrrr

Hail Astrid Day 2,857, 00:02

http://i.imgur.com/2ao8JzF.gif

Senryaku Day 2,857, 00:03

/me hands you a brush

Here, you've got a little salt on your shoulder. Actually, it seems to be all over you. You're very salty, innit?

Hail Astrid Day 2,857, 00:08

https://i.warosu.org/data/ck/img/0060/78/1419155738259.gif

Mad Pauly Day 2,857, 00:05

Aw, poor Willy! Despite all his hard work, it still looks like he lost... http://i.imgur.com/10OEXUX.jpg

Hail Astrid Day 2,857, 00:10

This pleases me

Neil Lewis Day 2,857, 00:20

I hope he paid you handsomely . lol

Sambo223 Day 2,857, 02:00

awww I had the perfect article lined up

Sambo223 Day 2,857, 02:01

Something on the lines of 'The United Kingdom Progression Party is now a threat to our national security, our economic security and your family's security.'

Mad Pauly Day 2,857, 03:17

We already are. My proposal for a lower minimum wage is all part of a larger conspiracy.

Damn, I said too much... 😉