eUK News (Oh what a lovely war)
Day 791, 02:17
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by Horice G Fossil
Historic times has based itself on the
front line with the General staff
Dish,Polio,RRN and thier staff watch as EDEN
forces attempt a landing in the South East
Dish asked "
😉o we have room for all these johnny foriegners ?"
"We've been digging all night sir.......
just keep em comming !" replied Polio
Meanwhile the forces based in Scotland are having trouble :
"They're running away so fast we can't keep up with them sir"
Reports comming in from the South West
speak of more EDEN failure
"They are trying to use plumbers to knock down our wall ?,
but thier stepladders aren't tall enough,LOL !"
Our forces are pushing them back on all all fronts :
"Slow down EDEN let junior catch up....
Oh sorry ! did i accidently ;____; "
After over running a Polish position this note was found :
"Gone home just remembered we had a toilet to unblock in Warsaw"
Any EDEN forces captured are being made to feel at home :
Each one is given thier own pole
So come on EDEN join your friends....
[img]http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2080/2264375202_f3ce219748.jpg?v=0[/img]
we've saved you a space
HELP PUT EDEN IN THIER PLACE
JOIN THE eUK MILITARY TODAY
......................... HERE ! .........................
..............All are welcome..............
Horice
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LOL great one Horice o// \\o
very nice indeed. I feel inspired.
poland cannot into space ;_;
The soldier reminded me of wolfenstein ^-^
poland cannot into everything ;_;
voted
brilliant!
amazing.
it does feel a bit like the opening titles of Dads Army at the mo. Super duper article Horice, I grant you permissions for the GIFs etc 😉
@ Jim Timber
Stupid Boy !
Horice 😛
nice one excellent article
Votes - I love it
Awesome!
join the navy!
Votes! o/
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Great one.
Sooner or later you'll pay for your treason.
(:-B
Horice 😛
UNCLOG MY TOILET BITCH!
Great 😃
The scotland picture is 1200% unrealistic. There isnt enough beer and snow.
btw loved the full article😛
>Sim0nSs 3 hours ago Sooner or later you'll pay for your treason.
You weren't playing back when said treason occurred.
Get yourself some base knowledge instead of ridiculous propaganda.
Goodbye all!
http://www.erepublik.com/en/article/tood[..]/1/20" target="_blank">http://www.erepublik.com/en/article/tood[..]/1/20
sim0nss you can only be guilty of treason against your own country not against an alliance of fools,bluffers,bul******ers and hypocrites.
Also Poland cannot into UK
http://www.erepublik.com/en/article/swedish-soldiers-shocked-at-strength-of-beer-in-north-east-1153900/1/20" target="_blank">http://www.erepublik.com/en/article/swed[..]/1/20
Wake up!UK is surrounded! 7 countries could attack you at the same time.
How obvious does it have to be for you to get it?
I's called CHECKMATE and there is no way out except surrender.
The time to undo the betrayal of 6 months ago is running out.
Repent, cancel the mpp's with phoenix immediately and you shall be forgiven.
If you don't, London will burn
Guess what we don't give that easily you will have to do better then empty threats,bul****t,lies and sabre rattling it has been done before did not work then either.
We have done nothing to repent or confess all we did was what was best for our country if you don't like it tough deal with it or sod off
sell company
q1 food for 22.5g with some raws stock and employees
http://www.erepublik.com/en/company/23g-with-raws-stock-9-emp-211948" target="_blank">http://www.erepublik.com/en/company/23g-[..]11948
<3 Horice
British... I like you. You really know how to laugh at yourselves. I admire it.
"UNCLOG MY TOILET ..." - If you had good manners you'd do it yourself, for Poland - the next owner of all your regions.
well done horice the SFG had something to do with stopping them as well you know