Confession

Day 4,689, 15:26 • Published in USA Chile • by Wilker Nath

Ladies and Gentlemen, I have some shocking news for you. But first, some weather.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iYVpR4tVYoQ


I am secretly an Aeriadne multi. Hence why I've been calling it weather instead of music. I was a Fed plant the whole time. There is certainly no such thing as a Glow Cloud (all hail) and I am not nor have I ever been a fan of any sports team called "Desert Bluffs" because such a team does NOT exist.

I love going in the dog park, where humans and dogs are supposed to go. It is completely fine to go in the dog park! Hoods do not exist! Nothing poses a danger to you!

Back to the point, I'm also Gnilraps. I mean, come on! Look at my taste in music! Who the heck else could I be? Dill?

Actually, I'm probably Dill, we're both old UIP members.

And for that matter I'm also Krapis, because Krapis is Gnilraps.

And have I mentioned I'm Paul Proteus? Look at our s***ty writing styles! How could I not be? I have a huge masochism fetish, hence why I keep fictionally killing myself in my alter ego's writing.

If I'm Aeri and Paul, I'm probably also Derphoof.

Melissa Rose seems suspicious, so I'm probably Mel too.

And why would I care so much about the CBOD debate if I wasn't Dinnyinn, AND Molly Emma?

Stormin is new to return to the game, so he's obviously a bot of mine.

I speak German and have listened to Rammstein in the past year so I'm probably Shiloh13. He was also in UIP so bonus points for that theory.

Oh and I've spoken well of SFP in the past year, so I'm probably Franklin Stone too.

Yeah, it's been a busy summer for me. Too much time on my hands, obviously.

But anyway, cat's out of the bag! Feel free to report and get me banned!



I hope the ban doesn't go through before you get to hear some awesome music weather though.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v8PhP3yIlRw


Stay salty!