Chaos, Criticism, Revolt and Nigel Farage - The eUK burns.
Pontefract
- eUK lounges near bottom of worldwide rankings as only South Africa, Austria, Slovakia and Singapore rank weaker.
- Huey George faces leadership challenge from the virtual spirit of Nigel Farage in the Workers' Rights Party with huge potential ramifactions for national Presidency.
- Unrest grows in the UK Reform Party.
- Nation criticised for not roping new citizens into a quick regimen of level building.
- Source says Appleby increasingly irritated with Dear Leader and the overall lack of direction within the eUK. "It's not good enough. Obviously he's getting worried."
By Pontefract
The eUK has slipped below every nation but four in worldwide rankings as sources lambasted the nation's method of dealing with new players. Sources last night blamed a lack of leadership for being unable to rope new players into the game, build up a military mindset and use them for the good of the eUK.
"There's always been talk of setting up something to do with new players," one source exclusively told The Pun. "We couldn't do nothing before. But planning it at least would show something. There's been nothing."
Cometh the hour, cometh the man?
From the bowels of nowhere, a leadership contest by Sir Nigel Farage, a member of Dear Leader's own party, now appears to be looming. Inspired by the first editorial of the nation's favourite paper, he immediately announced his own future intentions. Could the virtual spirit of the nation's favourite outsider repeat an upset within the internet's United Kingdom?
"There's a chance," a source within the Worker's Rights Party told The Pun. "We'd need a list of policies. More info, tbh. Huey's been pretty quiet for a long while now. But it's still probs not gonna happen."
Meanwhile a high level source within the UK Reform Party has told how the Vice President, Appleby, is growing restless. "Liars like dapper, aka kylo, can trash talk all they want. Fact remains that Appleby has fought for years for the UK, built up massive damage stats and responds quicker than Huey. He already put out a message on the RAF wall saying the eUK needs to reverse being wiped. He's the right man to do it. It's not good enough. Obviously he's getting worried."
Time will tell how things shall unravel, dear reader. But The Pun shall be there every step of the way.
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Comments
Our current President is a disgrace to our beloved nation,where has he been in hiding one must ask. His silence is deafening,he always wants to be in charge,how many times has he been president of the WRP.He is a megalomaniac in every sense of.the word.Remove this worm from.office.
How many senses of the word megalomaniac are there?
"Appleby has fought for years for the UK, built up massive damage stats" lol, what?
You're talking to a week old account Frag (I'd scream multi but I'm not exactly one to talk). Everything is massive compared to them
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Good read
/me passes along a pair of spectacles
Applebum has been found out for being a lazybum not even level 100 means he does nothing apart from tell others what to do
What a fraud.
Royal Ana1 Fraud
Stop stamping your feet like a petulant child.
Apples may be a fraud but at least he's an adult fraud
I'm 13 in real life started playing this when i was 8 , why are you talking to children are you trying to groom me?
From eRep terms of service:-
"4.4 You must be over 16 years old to use the Website and/or the eRepublik.com Service."
Have you ever told a child not to use the internet?
Quotes from anonymous sources aren't the same as facts.
"Time will tell how things shall unravel, dear reader. But The Pun shall be there every step of the way"
Every step of the way? Pity it's in the wrong direction
"the nation's favourite paper"
Which anonymous source passed this bit of info on?
The fact that you're running a down market thinly disguised propaganda machine for Ajay Bruno's latest multi Sir Nigel is bad enough but to claim that you are the nations favourite...
Quantity does not equate to quality - look at Dapper and his multitude of levels - he has quantity but never quality. Would you call him the nations sweetheart? The People's Princess?
Stick some photos in and an editorial about badger stacking and you may just be a good read.