"Some bloke down the pub....
Horice G Fossil
"My apologies, yet another announcement from the campaign headquarters."
"It's true I'm still running"
My previous manifestos have received a somewhat lukewarm reception,
"Sir may I show you some of Horice's ideas on how to improve the eUK ?"
So I have spent the last few days honing my political skills
"Nothing sharpens the mind like a slap in the face with a pair of kippers !"
"I give you my five part plan on improving the eUK"
1/ Dealing with the 'EVIL' Keers.
"I plan,once I am elected, on banning the beard, for without it the 'EVIL' Keers would
be merely the 'slightly malevolent' Keers and thus no longer a threat to the eUK"
2/ Solvoing the Irish problem.
"Well that appears to cover that one"
3/ eUK population.
"If we got a few more people here it would no longer be a problem,
I can't understand why the Government has not already tried this ?"
4/ The French.
"The eUK have been at peace with the French for some time, I have remained
at war with them since 'French Toast' and once elected I plan on continuing !"
5/ eUK Religions.
"Bob Boblo (above) Is the one true Messiah, any one disagrees shall be taunted three time !"
"In other news"
Former Primeminster jamesw
'I, for one, am voting Horice.' He
Germany signs MPP with the Irish !, their Ambassadors spokesman says,
"Mein Luftkissenfahrzeug ist voller Aale, Englisher pigdogs !"
"Well I hope that makes everything clear."
My political philosophy, like color television, is all here in black and white.
"By 'peace' I mean 'war with the French' and by bashing 'two bricks together'
I mean PTOing the eUK for my own personal monetary gain, obviously"
Horice
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Voted, cuz zizis funn
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Voted with undignified haste.
Horice for CP; at the very least. \o/
Being CP, is there a gif for that?
I'm voting Horice!
HORICE FOR CP!
I for one am voting Horice.
Silly Frenchies.
LOL.. nice story board 😃
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HORICE FOR LEADER
Oh Horice, I do wish you would crush us with some decent shoes. So English! So shiny! So obviously bought from Dr C*nty's Shoe Emporium!
However, despite your dodgy footwear choices, I believe you can lead your nation to greatness.
But save the beards, and the porkchops. I like them.
🙂
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HEIL KUMNAA
and I would vote for Horice \o/
Horice for CP \o/
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Horice for CP
I'm voting Horice.
Horice has my full support - eUK under his control could be a wonderful place to be!
I also fully support the ban of ridiculous facial hair!
CC
OMG MOnty Python, Love it! HOrice for CP 😃
HORICE FOR CP \o/
You spelt 'colour' wrong.
@ Gambit8
I'm afraid I have a rare speech impediment,
it makes me talk using American spelling.
Horice (:
Horice is glorious!
HORICE FOR CP \o/