[Fed PP] Need Moar Lulz
Tyler Bubblar
We're 7 days into my second term as President of the Federalists, and I've yet to publish an article. This is unacceptable. Please accept my apologies as I proceed to remedy the problem. It's been brought to my attention that my time in this position has made me a lot less lulzy than I once was. Running a large Party is labor intensive, and at times stressful. One can easily get lost in the never ending to do list. My intent going forward is to get back to the basics: hot chicks and funny pix.
The Federalist Party is currently in a bit of a rebuilding mode. ATO and war have hit the eUSA community hard, and the Feds have been no exception to that. Anyone who has ever been PP can tell you turnover is normal. Even to a point healthy. It allows new blood to step up and take the reins of leadership. There is currently a Fed Job Fair going. In order to find, develop, and recognize the next generation of leadership we are staffing the Departments up. I started with the Feds in April. I took a job in FedEx, Media, FBI, and SHIELD. By July I was elected Party President. Many current members of leadership have similar stories. The Feds are a meritocracy. Work hard, be reliable, and it will be noticed and rewarded.
ATO season is creeping up on us again. I want to briefly touch on the upcoming Congressional elections and move on. Keeping the AFA New out of the top 5 on the 24th would be a big win for our nation. However, win or lose this battle will go on. A win this month would keep the PTO down for the foreseeable future, but our opponent is persistent. He will not stop so we must not stop. At the end of the article I will have a link for anyone who wants to contribute to this next round of ATO.
Speaking of Congress the Feds have released their Congress list this month. It will be as follows :
Flashback1
Texas_ironman93
Deonthe3rd
Talio Extremist
Jefferson Locke
stephen s
Melissa Rose
Dr Luis Sentieiro
Darian Dracona
Molly Emma
Konoha no Kiiroi Senko
arith seneviratne
Raidoh
Carthan
Evil_Elvis
Harry W. Hill
Congratulations to all of those selected to represent the party in Congress next month. I know they will do a fine job. DO NOT FORGET TO SIGN UP IN GAME FOR CONGRESS!
I'd like to take a moment to recognize the Leadership team in my cabinet. We've had a lot of next person up in the last few months. Melissa Rose, Mourningstar, Darian Dracona, AlexJ, Blondeninja, DLS, Malarkey, and Crashthompson have all stepped up in big ways with filling in some big voids, and very helpful advice. The Fed Party should know honestly and truly that those in leadership care. They give a lot of time and energy to this party, and this country. If it's escaped you the theme I/we will be pushing for the duration of my term will be building the Fed community by: getting new players involved, recruiting hard to grow the Party, and just getting back to having fun.
As I said if you want to contribute to this month's ATO effort go here: https://docs.google.com/forms/d/1gMHuABaNhHyn2ooefT2KK0kNByScKb_q__I-1QNncCg/viewform
If it gives you problems copy and paste into your browser.
Comments
First for the lulz
Needs moar porn
Needs moar cookie
I give it a 8 on the lulz scale. better but still...
HAHAHAHA I'm kidding.. totally 10 for the lulz
Nobody joins the AFA to get rich.
They join it because it's the right thing to do. 🙂
Nobody joins the AFA to help America
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nobody joins wiling, you spam the s.h of them
Still voting your own comments? FailMax.
And no, new players don't join the AFA because it's the right thing to do. They join the AFA because they're deluded by an egomaniac with serious mental illnesses who needs urgent medical treatment.
reporting my comment Ajay? Does the truth hurt that much?
i am soooooo honored that i am selected to for congresss i am so happy hope i can do good job i am so excited 🙂 ya
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Voted o7 I can feel the lulz comin back Prez! He's back ladies and gentlemen, and he's more proud and horny than ever!!!
Congrats to the congress selections this month. And RGR, "Child Please... just stop broseph. Just stop.