The time has come!

Day 1,570, 20:01 Published in Canada Canada by Funky 24


As you will see here, one man has been recently selected Emperor-for-life by the recently wise Congress.
One man who has the tenacity.
One man who has the wisdom.
One man who has the leadership.
One man who has the knowledge.
One man who has the determination.
One man who has the experience.
One man who has the foresight.
One man who has the strength.
One man who has the aptitude.
One man who has the prestige.
One man who has the intelligence.
One man who has the charisma.
One man who has the resilience.
One man who has the skill.
One man who has the popularity and the one man who has the animal magnetism of a strong, pulsing and vigorous beast!

So namely, me.

I of course, am bound to my office with these duties. You must be asking yourself, how can I serve my burdened and humble Emperor, as useless as I am? Good question subject! I encourage you to PM me while I prepare my bi-weekly/monthly/bi-monthly with any info on officials of any level or sector of the government that have been unsatisfactory in their service of me. Or you.

The age of glory has begun anew in eCanada!