THE GREAT WALL
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Derphoof
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Recently, Kanada reminded us down south it actually exists in some way. I had long thought it was a figment of my imagination. Perhaps, a snowy dream, lost to time.
First, you got some kind of resource, and shouted about it for a while. It took a while for your cries of joy to reach my ears, considering there’s maybe 4-16 of you left alive (Research is currently inconclusive. More expeditions will be sent out next month.). Then, Rylde decided to free Best Korea and post some kind of weird passive-aggressives article in American media. Why? Research is still being done. Due to Kanada’s historically erratic and illogical decision-making, the American Institute for Snowman Studies may take longer than usual to come up with an explanation for this one.
Since Kanada is apparently not a figment of our collective imagination, Congress decided to react to their inevitable mild annoyances. We discussed war, as Kanada assumedly has too small of a population to effectively govern their territory anyways. However, we realized we could not dignify Kanada with the use of our resources and attention in a petty war.
So… How do we, the American People, respond to a nation with no dignity and perhaps no apparent, cohesive human civilization?
Why, we use the lesser known option of passing an embargo against the Kanadians! We respond with a mechanic that actual warring nations don’t even use.
We’ve essentially taken a page from the Trump playbook on dealing with lesser societies, and we’re building an economic wall between our markets. Your money is tainted by your snowy hands anyways. It’s diseased and poses a risk to our pure sandy nature.
Over the years, we’ve been incredibly kind by showing restraint from declaring war on the North and keeping it under our bootheel forever. However, the people of Kanada have still been incredibly annoying and non-cooperative. Do you understand how hard it is not to attack you? It’s so easy and so amusing.
Yet, you are not thankful. It would take a large showing of goodwill and faith for the wall to come down and for normalization to begin. It would take no less than a public apology by every government official, as well as 12345 gold paid to my account, the acceptance of an American Governor via Dictatorship, the embracing of Dioism, and for Rylde to share with the world how he beat terminal brain cancer.
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Take that, Kanada
nani sore
Kanata*
Not my Netflix! Noooooo!
Those that are gutless and have no spine, Embargo.
Oh hey, Josh. What's good? How's that terminal cancer coming along?
Wow, like really sorry I recovered and didn't die as was thought. Here's hoping it stays away. I guess doctors are always 100% right and infallible.
Keep things about the game and if it comes back out of remission you'll be one of the first in this game to know.
" However, we realized we could not dignify Kanada with the use of our resources and attention in a petty war."
Wouldn't have anything to do with the fact you'd *lose* such a war, would it?
You talk about dignity as though your feeble nation has any left. You lost your backbone a long time ago, and it would shock the hell out of me if any of your leaders grew one.
Onward.
~_^
Make America Great Again
Make Oblige Great Again
=o
Oblige!
hai derr :3
tl;dr
Me too, thanks
Do you understand how hard it is not to attack you? xD
Not really because If we outnumbered you 10-1 you'd already be under our bootheels consequences be damned.
USA leadership knows its true.
All this attention makes me feel all fuzzy wuzzy.
decent propaganda.. I'll give it a 7.5
Rylde's got a solid 10 propaganda article out.
WHPR's propaganda segment is a fair 8.
let's rock the media, people..
what a wonderful opportunity to get out there and rock some good old fashioned patriotic slander..!
this 😁😁😁😁
Nothing like old family and friends getting back together for a reunion to rip each others' heads off 🙂
if we resurrect the US-Canada Bromance, do we celebrate both Thanksgivings? really, one of those a year is quite enough.
I think there's a place for both Thanksgivings: the October one will be for turkey, and the November one will be for deep fried turkey. Where's the issue?
Nice of Rylde to free eNorth Korea for us so we can focus on destroying Kanada.
America? You mean lower Canada?.
Attack and we will present to you RoSe
whoever came up with RoSe was slightly clever tbf
Derp is a former Canadian CP, so this article is akin to spitting at the sky. You're one of us Derpy!11
Kanada For The Win 😁
o7
DIODIODIODIODIODIODIODIODIODIODIODIODIODIODIODIODIODIODIODIODIODIODIODIODIODIODIODIODIODIODIODIO
~hyuu~
Cool.
"Over the years, we’ve been incredibly kind by showing restraint from declaring war on the North"
haha I think this is the first time I have seen someone declare getting your ass kicked constantly, giving up and walking away as showing kindness and restraint.
Your attempt at trolling is pretty weak just like your resolve 😛
Carry on.