Roadkill (or the Path through Perth)
Miyagiyoda
On the eve of our charge to invade New Zealand I call upon all Patriots to stand tall.
Australia is but an obstacle to our true intent... prime Kiwi sheep for Chubbzilla. So watch out Australia. Make way or you may become road-kill as we pass through Perth on our way to Auckland.
Our plan calls for coordination, discipline and good humour.
The Charge Of Pretorian Guard
Half a league half a league,
Half a league onward,
All in the valley of Death
Rode the half hundre
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'Forward, the Pretorian Guard!
Charge for the guns' he sai
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Into the valley of Death
Rode the half hundred.
'Forward, the Pretorian Guard!'
Was there a man dismay'd ?
Not tho' the soldier knew
Some one had blunder'
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Theirs not to make reply,
Theirs not to reason why,
Theirs but to do & die,
Into the valley of Death
Rode the half hundred.
When can their glory fade?
O the wild charge they made!
All the world wonder'd.
Honour the charge they made!
Honour the Pretorian Guard,
Noble half hundred!
E'er for South Africa,
Silent serving they are.
Honour'd and proud.
Enlist'd for South Africa!
Enlist in the Pretorian Guard.
Its your half hundred.
Comments
Pertañax!
Voted
Sheep for Chubbz!
Bring it.
*Tear
Come at us BROs
Under the Southern Cross I stand,
Bazooka sitting in my hand,
To drive the saffers from my land,
Australia, you bloody beauty!
Doing it springbok style.
Woot!
A springbok is quicker than a kangaroo....just saying
Good luck!
Kill, rape and plunder!
All in good fun of course.
For the Sheep!
Time for some lamb chops on the braai!!
Good idea, but we are losing. 🙁
A minor setback.
Indeed! Now that we are fighting on home soil I'm sure President Bosch will deploy a wonder weapon of some sort.