QNN Presents Pfieffer and Orik sex scandal

Day 3,228, 17:40 Published in USA USA by Goddess Dilvany




*NOTE THIS IS BASED ON THE REAL PFIEFFER*

*YBDM offers Pfieffer a menthol
HPA: "Thanks, these are better then the cigars we usually smoke at the headquarters"
YBDM: "So I was wondering what is your take on the allowing Hoss to return to congress?"
HPA: "What is there to talk about?"
YBDM: "Uhhh....."
HPA: "UH UH UH UH UH WHAT!"
YBDM: "Well why are you against it?"
HPA: "Listen, we have a way of doing things here in congress, IDIOT! First he must apologize to congress, write an article, convert to dioism, vote for Pfieffer, leave the SFP, praise Pfieffer, love Pfieffer, and most important record a private video just for me apologizing to the greatness that is Pfieffer."
YBDM: "Do you have a collection of these videos?"
HPA: "I watch them all the time"
YBDM: "Which one is your favorite?"
HPA: "I would say this one Orik apology, now I really like it when Orik apologizes to me, but this one apology"
YBDM: "Well anyway he dropped out"
HPA: "Good we need less of his kind in congress"
YBDM: "I may actually be out of congress soon unless I get an uptick in primary votes wink HERE! But regardless I still will be involved making trouble"
HPA: "Once your out of congress no one gives a damn about your opinion. Stay away from congress I will make sure no one appr..."
Derp: "Can I just interject while I think Ya Boi D Money is a strange character, we actually want to encourage average citizens to be informed and voice their opinion on issues"

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