Holy Republic of eBeloalbania
NueveOcho the Despoiler
Greeting my dear Beloalbanian citizens and allies,
I, NueveOcho, would like to address you as the President of the newest eCountry in eRepublik, the Holy Republik of eBeloalbania.
With this article I would also like to show you our Ministries in order to show us our goals for a better understanding of our country.
Ministry of Foreign Affairs [MoFA]
Our MoFA team has proposed the following goals:
1) Recognize Kosovo as the coolest Serbian territory.
2) MPP eNorth Korea, eRepublic of Srpska, eMEKland, eIncistan and eBostwana
3) We will join Imperium Alliance so Croatia can have a friend.
Ministry of Defence [MoD]
Our MoD has proposed the following goals:
1) Creating a national MU for Players and goats, the MU shall be named “Goat Army”.
2) Creation of secret Q8 weapons for better scores in the battles.
3) Stealing lolper’s MasterCard to finance our mighty army.
Ministry of Finance (MoF)
Our MoF has proposed the following goals
1) After we finance the fearful Goat Army we will use lolper’s MasterCard to establish our economy.
2) Our national currency will be the Rublgoat.
3) We will attempt to donate a goat to every citizen.
Ministry of Feelings (MoFeels)
The MoFeels will report every single comment or shout that hurts our national pride! We are a proud eCountry and we deserve to be respected!
Our Minister will be Al Punk, he does the job really well!
Ministry of Communication (MoC)
The MoC shall write the Official government newspapers. These articles shall be written in Belarusian, Serbian, Klingon and Lavukaleve and they will include mandatory coolpics.
Signe
😛NueveOcho, President of the Holy Republic of eBeloalbania. Tiraneskaya, day 2079 of the New eWorld
Listen our eNational anthem by clicking the CP Seal :3
Hail Belarus o/
Hail Beloalbania o/
Holy Republic of eBeloalbania
http://www.erepublik.com/es/article/holy-republic-of-ebeloalbania-2298710/1/20
~~SHOUT~~
Comments
pirinc - sal
Has transferido con éxito 31 objeto/s a Parsiyan.
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piss on the poor
does that mean on serbs?
Nope, On you.
last i checked you were crying over crop-fields that summer heat "ate"!!
hahahaha
😃
epic trololo xD
😃
no vote for "FYROM" and "MPP" in the same sentence.
I had to write FYROM somewhere XD
man, you could have used their real name... FYLOL 😃
xD
Who in the hell is going to milk all those goats!?
Our Albanian slaves XD
but they will "milk" only the male ones 😃
😃D
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o/ HAIL OUR TRUE FRIENDS BELOALBANIANS
HAIL BELOALBANIA
HAIL KWAZULU
HAIL UKULELE
\O/ TOGETHER WE ARE STRONG!!!
Don't forget eBostwana, they are joining Imperium Alliance with us 😃
Don't forget Madagascar!
o/ HAIL OUR TRUE FRIENDS BELOALBANIANS
HAIL BELOALBANIA
HAIL KWAZULU
HAIL UKULELE
\O/ TOGETHER WE ARE STRONG!!!
xD
lolololol
as usual funny as hell
this might be racist troll and all but that last gif libby looooooooooool. I laughed for reals XD
Imagine it replaced by a sloth 😛
😮 no!
Ў
😃D
nice trolling voted
LOL
lol
Seal of the president 😃
What about Zulu language? Zulu is SOOOOOO in these days there...
Voted and reported xdxd
zaaaa xdxd
“Never argue with an idiot. They will drag you down to their level and beat you with experience.”
For my serbian puppet.
ADMINS:Add Belakurva 🙂
Show some respect for your President ._.
belanoobs have a cp? 😮ooooooooooooooooooo Thats a miracle of freedom brrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
Belarus has a CP too
But I'm the Beloalbanian CP xdxd
Your tears are delicious.
You should welcome your Beloalbanian overlords.
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I have read your comments everywhere because you act like a clever guy but the only thing you slavic people do THE BEST between each other (forgetting that you come from the same seed) is http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rape_in_the_Bosnian_War
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Every "culture" has it's traditions 😛
"SICK" is the way you concept the things, the things you have made up about the goats are invented just to hide the incests in your race.
lolwut?
Go home, I bet there's a nice goat waiting for you :3
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