Happy Holidays / War on Christmas

Day 2,225, 09:42 • Published in Belgium Belgium • by MCKitkat


Dear readers,

Totally not a Blink-182 Song, trust me I'm a Kitkat.

as you may have heard, there are people saying that Santa Claus does not exist and that he was not white.

For all the children out there reading this:

1. You probably shouldn't be playing this game if you believe that Santa exists.
2. Santa Claus is real and he is white.

So don't trust those telling you that he isn't real. Ignore your parents and your loved-ones and listen to what I say, because I am a random person on the Internet and what I say is probably right.


Not anymore, please welcome Mr. Kitkat as new Santa 🙂



The Luxembourg Times Staff invited for Christmas several people.

We have a white Santa, a african Santa, a Latino Santa, a Australian Santa, a Canadian Santa, a British Santa, a Russian Santa, a Japanese Santa a Chinese Santa and a female Santa, but all those Santa's are imposters because the real Santa is writing this.

Yes, I, MCKitkat, am the real Santa, after my precessor died a horrible death when I pushed him off a cliff. For reasons which could not be explained, Santa Claus suddenly suffered a Heart Attack next to a Cliff. He then fell down into his death. At the same moment, a Molotov Cocktail was thrown sadly burning every single evidence.



I was only an innocent bystander but before his death, Santa asked me if I could continue his work. I promised him that I would do it before I pushed him down the cliff he suffered an heart attack.

So, If you excuse me, Santa has to watch Fox News on his favourite channel, Comedy Central.


Happy Holidays, and Merry Christmas to everyone !



PS: If some buildings should explose, remember it wasn't me but a person who looks exactly like me.