Good Bye Daddy The Weeaboo! Interview with Resoula (+ Coup Attempt)
Goddess Dilvany
It feels like it has been forever since Daddy The Weeaboo became president. It is almost like he is our internal president, much like Obama is in RL..... Wait a minute! ILUPINAMI CONWARD
But today here at QNN we bring you a special news hour title
😛Good Bye Daddy The Weeaboo.
Today on Good Bye Daddy The Weeaboo: Interview with Resoula
Ya Boi D Money: What is your opinion on the new gucci mane project?
Resoula: Wha?
Ya Boi D Money: Voters will really demand an answer on the new Gucci Mane project.
Resoula: 42?
Ya Boi D Money: No but seriously Gucci Mane: Everybody Looking
Resoula: That's a person?
Ya Boi D Money: Yeah
Never mind, What do you think about veganism/vegetarianism?
Resoula: Vegans don't like pizza, so that's kind of sad. But vegetarians do! So that's awesome.
Ya Boi D Money: What do you really think about Vegans? Why aren't you a vegan are you a piece of shit that likes murder?
Resoula: I love chicken.
Ya Boi D Money: Just check the link http://ajcn.nutrition.org/content/78/3/660S.full
Are you against bribes?
Resoula: I don't take them if that's what you are asking.
Ya Boi D Money: GOTCHA, Aren't you promising contests with cash prizes if you win?
Resoula: My contests are not using ta
😜ayer money. My contests are being paid by from my own wallet.
Ya Boi D Money: So your bribing people?
Are you going to apologize for the failure that is Yui?
Resoula: Yui is bae
Ya Boi D Money: Is the fact that you are gay for Tyler Bubblar going to affect your ability to run your campaign?
Resoula: Yep. Once I saw that pivoting fan I knew I could never beat him. The air he blows is to majestic for me to look away.
My first days in congress
Well I did some things to support my man Ajay Bruno, a true visionary and American. I voted to end the embargo.
I also have been bravely fighting the coup attempt by illiguy to give all powers to Dicktator Yui and suspend the constitution. He has declared emergency powers until August 7. He will probably just extend them through the presidential election and allow Yui to be Supreme Leader forever. I as a member of congress will not allow this unconstitutional action to go unchallenged.
I am hoping to push for a dissolution of the Dicktatorship in the next few days and move the Lifting the blacklist of Ajay Bruno discussion to a proposal.
Comments
/me pats Ya Boi on the head
good dog.. good dog.
You should stop hating because your old crusty and undesirable.
This newspaper is for cool youngster
for a guy who claims to write satire, you sure don't understand it.
your article is decent, edging around funny, but you just threw that compliment in the trash.
long as you're so into offering unsolicited life advice, you might consider dropping that chip on your shoulder.. it just gets heavier the longer you carry it.
I chuckled a tiny bit, I did really.....
Ya Boi: Your old and crusty
Old Man Custer: Well I hate you anyway (secretly goes to cry because of insecurities)
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I am hoping to push for a dissolution of the Dicktatorship in the next few days and move the Lifting the blacklist of Ajay Bruno discussion to a proposal."
oy vey
Best paper I read since I got back.
I love you
Fuck ajay!
I love you but I disagree
I had chicken for lunch today.
It's okay I was leaning voting for you, but now I am back to tyler
You are what you eat? 🙂
If so, can I be curry today, lasagne tomorrow and french fries or broccoli pie the day after? Oh, and an olive, tomato, lettuce, cucumber, pickle & pepper peanut butter sandwich in between?