eRepublik Cares: Feed Me Fourthmeal
Derphoof
Dear eRepublik Friends,
I am a poorfag college student. Currently, I am trying to raise money for a decent night out for myself and my family. Sometimes we get hungry late at night, and we crave low quality, mexican fast food. All I need is your help to feed my family for an evening. Depending on your contributions, we could finally afford dinner at a classy establishment, such as Taco Bell.
Due to the harsh economic conditions of being a college student, I cannot afford the full cost of such an expensive meal on my own. Therefore, I am asking for those of you who can afford to do so to pitch in and help. It would mean alot to me and my family to go to bed at night without randomly craving mexican food as we lay in our beds..
Short Summary
My eRepublik name is Derphoof, writer, propagandist, and politician for the eUnited States of America. I like to consider myself somewhat qualified for most positions in the game. I have been a Country President, Congressman, and Media Director, and if you ask around... some people might vaguely recall who I am.
This campaign is to raise money for me to go to Taco Bell and pick up some Fourthmeal at like... somewhere between 11pm and 1am. There will probably be no one there, except for some sketchy guy that might try to sell me drugs in the parking lot. It would be great to experience fourthmeal and to possibly meet some odd guy inside or in the parking lot.
By contributing to this effort you will allow me and my family to be full at night. I guess I might also represent many hungry players through my presence there. I will do my best to strike up a conversation with the cashier, and enjoy the meal to the best of my abilities.
What We Need & What You Get
I am setting the goal at $30, which, after Indiegogo takes its cut, will be $29.70. This will be enough to cover most of my expenses on this trip around the block and make it possible for me to buy some food. Technically gas to and from Taco Bell may cost me a couple bucks, but the food expenses can really pile up. I can handle the cost of any drinks I might want, so this money will go solely to food and gas. I also want to stress that I only want those who can really afford to help to contribute. I would feel bad taking your money if you are not one of those people who can buy gold from Plato all day long.
I also encourage everyone to check out the perks I have offered. It is just a way to try to give you something back for your generosity.
For instance, if you give me 5 bucks, then I’ll give you a thank you card. If you give me $20+, then I’ll let you watch us as we enjoy our meal via Skype.
As per the funding rules of Indiegogo, if I do not reach my goal everyone's donation will be refunded. If that happens, I can probably just scrounge around. I might have a $20 in a coat pocket or something.
The Impact
By helping me attend this summit, you will be giving me and my family a night of sub-par mexican fast food. I have worked somewhat hard for the community by doing a lot of writing, having to put up with everything in Congress, and by making various images. I will be happy to suggest any suggestions you have, especially on what to eat... I don’t go to Taco Bell very often
Other Ways You Can Help
If you cannot afford to help financially, then please try to mail me a sandwich or something. It’s getting late, and I’ve got a hankering for some fourthmeal. Thanks!
Please donate here: http://tinyurl.com/FeedMeFourthmeal
My family and I thank you for your support! You are true eAmerican heroes!
Comments
First reserved for Taco Bell
lol'd and voted
I love you, Derphoof. (no homo)
Is that you Roy Hibbert?
❤ derphoof
I love you, Derphoof. (totes homo)
Meow! ♥
This is pure comedic gold!
This is, for real, a good cause. Coming from another poor college student who can't help you because I can't afford mine either.
Rich!
$30? Beefy crunch burritos are $1 a pop. Two of them and you eat like a King.
u abstain b4 nuptials?
ya do you?
lol you do seem to have a problem with voting your own comments rgrXD
Someone has to.
Nice!
"so this money will go solely"
a whole lot better than "almost entirely"
you seem genuinely peckish 🙂
v
Donation link terminated, what can I do now o_O
Great article You are truly a great writer.
Keep starving, eating after 7 is not healthy. We don't want to see you as a fat pig after 10 years of eating such food.
Regards, greedy jews o7
he's just trying to achieve the American Dream-- having to buy new "fat clothes" twice a year till he finally resorts to wearing size 4X housedresses.
Excellent.
*shrieks and throws her panties on the stage*
My heart is broken, but my wallet is open. God bless you Derhoof. I picture you now with a taco supreme and two packets of hot sauce. My only regret is I cannot afford to give you a coke for you to wash it all down. Sure my daughter may have to put off college for a while, but this is more important. She will understand.
Feed this man!!! He fights for us!!!
F'n Brilliant.
You're my hero!
I want to donate to this man! 🙂
Sending tacos by mail right away
you students are so funny... just cut off the booz and you'll have money for food : )
While I can't afford to donate, I did make some banana bread yesterday, with chocolate chips in it. Would you take this in lieu of a sandwich?
*takes banana bread and runs*
I have more... and Nutella cookies with chocolate chips.
*noms cookie*
Big smile
Great satire!
Oh, I remember dis guy. Sure, we'll throw money at you.
Excellent AJ troll is excellent. Voted for authenticity.
Now THIS is an Indiegogo campaign I wouldn't report!!
Beautiful. Simply beautiful
Shut up and take my money!!!
All my Moneys! Take them!
*empties pockets*
Voted for authenticity!