[PotUS] Training War of ReBroification
Derphoof
Americans,
Before you stands a great and wondrous opportunity. It is an opportunity to both beat down and build up, at the same time. It is an opportunity to troll, and to befriend. Most of all for some, it is an opportunity for TP, BH, and CH medals by clubbing some seals.
My dear countrymen, this is war with Canada.
However, this is just a training war. A beautiful, troll-infested training war.
While you slug it out on the battlefield, Temubutt and I challenge you to write your best troll articles. We’ll pick the top articles, and award $2,500 to each winner.
So don’t just slug it out on the battlefield, beat each other with words in the media.
Now, this is the War of Re-Broification.
Last month, Exalted Druid and I had a chit-chat about relations going forward. After all, we’ve mostly been sane and reasonable towards each other for months on end. This month, in talking to Temujin, we both have decided that an MPP would be in our best interest.
Therefore, after the TW, we’ll be proposing an MPP between our nations.
This will result in glorious Re-Broification, if passed.
Following the occasional determination resets in Canada with Romania and Serbia, we’ll be able to hold TW’s, giving the US a semi-consistent flow of TP points and seal-clubbing.
This TW will start this weekend. Canada will be striking first, and we will to let them take Idaho. This will extend the war to a week or more, with RW’s to follow in Canada. We will help in RWs, if needed, and sign an MPP by the 30th.
Happy baby seal hunting!
Needy/New/Hella Poor Players: Remember Meals on Wheels is there for free food, if you need some to fight
And if you need to boost your training grounds but don't have the cash, be sure to check out Bank Up to Strength Up to boost your damage output!
Comments
KILL EACH OTHER
TROLL EACH OTHER!
RE-BROIFICATION IS AT HAND!
Your a we know you're a Canuck!
Let the Kanadur Bromance Kommence with the klubbing of the baby seals!
FIST
So, when do we get to go for the Neodymium?
Invade Kanada
seems like seals are held by servs... we might get some maple syrup thou 😐
Temubutt: May I be appointed again as the abroad Canadian Minister of Butt-Licking, pl0x? It's been a while I've been in any Canadian Cabinet lol It'd be good for re-broification. 😉
Place your tongue on Tem's left buttcheek and repeat:
''Oh glorious butt, I will serve you forever, faithfully and smart, even if you fart. (now)''
And no, it is not because you want that specific position, all the cabinet members had to do it.
Derphoof-Tembutt
A match made in heaven.
There's a lot of assplay in our PM's
Lulz
What could possibly go wrong?
Full support. Our cheezburgerz yearn for your poutine.
Forreal though, now I wanna try a burger topped with poutine
o7
"Training war" aka, us kicking the shit out of Canada again.
Pfft. You are what army?
Sorry if you misunderstood that as me claiming to be an army. One is certainly not needed.. Remember when you lads had to sell yourselves into slavery to stave off a single MU of ours? Cause I do.
Unless you're planning on bringing in someone else to do all of the fighting for you again? :'D
The mighty Cordis Die can fend off all comers.
~_^
So instead of going to war with Romania over something meaningful like the Neodymium on Prince Edward Island we're going to have another meaningless training war with the Canadians...nice. I would rather deep fry P*****s testicles...that is if she has any.
One does not simply war adminlandia.
We'd all rather deep-fry such luxurious snacks but for the time being this is all we can offer.
Come join us.
Time to Tame the Strange !
Poutine with a side of Canadian bacon, drenched in Maple Syrup, washed down with Canadian Whiskey, followed by roasted elk goose, char and smoked salmon. Training wars could never taste as good.
Hell no they will NOT get Idaho.
🙁
I'll make it worth your while
TW, WTF????
OH YOU LOVE IT
LOVE IT DEEPLY
worst president ever
If I were CP, we would just take Canada and make it our rightful hat.