[MoHA] NNA weekly round-up

Day 871, 08:42 • Published in United Kingdom United Kingdom • by National Newspaper Association


NNA roundup under the new media team :

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THIS WEEK


My Gran said to me,
“Young men of today just aren’t as polite
and charming as they were when I was young”.
I had to explain,
“That’s because they aren’t trying to f**k you now.”


Now to articles worthy of a mention

Starting with the Primeministers article of the week....


GLaDOS is still thinking about it.....





Watch this space




.I saw Saddam's hanging on YouTube and it made me think.

It made me think...
is there nothing on the Internet that I won't masturbate to?

[PM] Lets get this show on the road!

[PM] update:VALHALLA, Campaign Promises and Accepting Dio

[PM] On Vikings and Valkyries: operations in norway

[VPM] Call to Impeach the Prime Minister

[MoHA] Why, hello there!

[CP] Password to the Bank of England.

173: MoHA - One Year Anniversary



I lost my virginity to my mum’s best friend..

It was my dad! It was the only time he told me he loved me!

[Royal Navy] You couldnt possibly find a better thing to do.

SUBSCRIBE TO THE MoD Paper




Viagra's over-rated, isn't it? D'you know Viagra actually
takes half an hour to have any effect?

I often find that in that time the woman has managed to wriggle free.

Party papers



TUP (The Unity Party)



RFA (Radical Freethinkers Alliance)



BEP (British Empire Party)



UKRP (United Kingdom Reform Party)



FDP (Free Democratic Party)



PCP (People's Communist Party)



TRS (The Real Spamicans)



PDP (People's Democrasy Party)



SDP (Social Democratic Party)




ILEWP (I Love Emma Watson Party)



TSP (The Socialist Party)




PP's send us a link to your Parties paper and we will include it.




If Harry Potter's so magical,
why can’t he cure his own eyesight and get laid.

A teenage lad shouldnt need a broomstick to cling onto.

eUKers - Why You Should Move to Vestlandet

New eCricket Chairman

Welcome to the official Sports Newspaper!!



Come on regions lets get some articles written




The MoHA Entertainment team



The new MoHA entertainment team will be running
fun and game on the forums again this month so
get yourselves over there and join in the FUN


To be Frank


you need to get onto the Forums!




eFootball is the newest sport to be run by the MoHa



You can become an eFootball star!



Its simple, fun and exciting!!


You can now sign up to season 2

The rules and info for season 2 is still being finialised,
BUT the forms have been made!!
It is free to join and you can now have your own team

Player Registration:

You will have 16 points to share between 4 stats. It is quick and easy to do and only takes seconds to enter the biggest efootball experience around

Manager Registration:

You will create your own team. You will have to choose the linups for each match and conduct transfers and sign players.

Get onto the eUK Forums Entertainment section and sign up NOW!!






I was reading the financial times when i saw the headline
'FANNY MAE COLLAPSE.'

For a moment i thought Kerry Katona was pregnant again.

In response to Mr Pearse, the Irish Republican

Public Wartime Information

Socialism for Cowards

The Brolliance

Good Night eRepublik, Good Night eUK, Good Night Moon

The Economist ~ a United Kingdom

Population Statistics 4th April




Niall H recieves the..



Fail Article of the week


They're always going, don't deal with terrorists. Let's deal with them.

What's Allah offering you boys, 100 virgins? We'll give you 50 slags.

That's all the news we've got.

Horice and the team 🙂


And finally....

Edinburgh City Council is buying a Nintendo
Wii for all its care homes.

Just what a care home needs. More Wii.

Some useful links:


eUK Forums





eUK Wiki





MoHA info





Military HUB .









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