[MoHA] Day 2,877 Call To Arms - Informing the Public About The Dangers of Pubic Lice
Hail Astrid
Hai,
The Ministry of Hail Astrid is the only ministry dedicated to bringing you the most important information you need - information about me.
| Working
Hail Astrid successfully worked for Huey George today, earning 54.45 GBP. I have 16 days left to earn a Hardworker Medal. There was no captcha today.
| Training
Hail Astrid successfully gained 20 strength today, for a total of 2,560 strength. I need another 190 strength points to earn a Super Soldier Medal. I didn't have to fill in the captcha for this, either. I think I am going to purchase a lottery ticket today, as it appears to be my lucky day.
| Pointless shout
Today, I decided to hold a discussion with my 126 friends by bringing up a hypothetical scenario where an individual confesses to his parents about his sexuality, only to prefix it with the contradictory colloquial term "no homo". This paradox will surely bring about much philosophical debate among my peers, and lead to much opportunities for "banter".
| Pointless article
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Hail Astrid,
Minister of Hail Astrid
Comments
This is the best Ministry.Meta ministries FTW
I'll have you know I have the full support of our glorious CP as a fully-fledged ministry with an actual budget debated in Congress.
...probably.
Does this mean that I can endorse this article instead of paying work tax?
All I can say is endorsing this article is like donating to the NHS.
You'd do it if you weren't a stingy sob
Damn you and your sound but still a little bit blackmail-y logic.
I will officially state on record that VoodooMike71 is not a stingy sob
Sponsored
In my power as MoHA, I officially declare Sambo223 the patron saint of broken jaws and castles and stuff.
Lovely
Jus doin me job o7
as MoHA as well, i name u leader of the Hail Astrid community
Yay! So I'm the Minister of Hail Astrid's Home Affairs!
Proud to be MoHAHA
A B S O L U T E L Y L E G E N D A R Y
Never read such H I L A R I O U S artice ahahaha 😃 .
Great article,keep going on.o7