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[MoHA] CP Election Special

Day 2,935, 20:33 • Published in United Kingdom

• by Hail Astrid

Yo!

Today the Ministry of Hail Astrid is undergoing a tremendous change. No longer will we be dedicated to the publication of "playground articles" and the pursuit of lulz. From now on, we will focus our attention on the real issues, such as politics. We will be like the CNN of eRepublik, if CNN stood for C***** N****** N*****.

Are you eating breakfast?

Stop!

Because we've got an interview with each of the CP candidates for December 2015!
Merry Christmas, ya filthy animals.

Who are the CP candidates?

"Never heard of these guys. Can I vote Appleby?" - 90% of oldfags

You may know Neil Lewis as...

Royal Navy second commander

You may also know Neil as...

a man with an unacceptable and grotesque fetish

You may know Aleksandar V. Popovic as...

our Dear Leader

You may also know Aleks as...

the man, the myth, the legend

You may know Aaron Mark Daniels as...

Saviour of the eUK, WRP Party President x∞

You may also know AMD as...

The sworn enemy of Nvidia

Now you know who these people are, let's see them answer the hard-hitting, no-holds-barred, ~~CNN~~ Fox News quality questions I asked them.

WINNER: POPOVIC for his incredible humility

WINNER: POPOVIC for massive size of bribe

WINNER: POPOVIC for his detailed yet concise explanation

WINNER: POPOVIC for his savagery

WINNER: POPOVIC for liberal use of emoticons

Interview with the man in the street

I attempted to contact some random people who were online with this message:

Unfortunately none replied. Perhaps they thought I was going to TRY TO CONVINCE THEM TO VOTE FOR POPOVIC or something. They needn't have feared; in my capacity as MoHA, I am completely impartial and fair in my reporting.

EDIT: A reply!

Luckily CheetahCurtis already conducted a similar sort of survey so I will use his results here.

Thank you for reading, and please add Christmas hats to your avatars
Hail Astrid
Minister of Hail Astrid

Why won't you endorse? Is it because I'm black?

Comments

Hail Astrid Day 2,935, 20:41

sorry fata for stealing ur nvidia joke

VoodooMike71 Day 2,936, 01:28

Insightful. Fair. Hard-hitting.

And the result is clear - Aleks4CP.

Addaway Day 2,936, 02:02

Hahahaha Neil is so obsessed with Nifty

Septuagenarian Day 2,936, 03:56

Nifty is much more obsessed with Nifty than anyone.

Narcissism rules

Addaway Day 2,936, 04:02

Not really, everyones just making us out to be the eUKs boogeyman

playerunknown Day 2,936, 04:11

hot

Hail Astrid Day 2,936, 08:01

holding it down with these mad endorsements

soon i'll be able to buy my momma a house

Aleksandar.V Popovic Day 2,936, 04:33

Awesome.And nice christmass hat.

Take care of not been banned again 😛

Hail Astrid Day 2,936, 08:03

If u dont win cp i'll make an article so offensive they'll ban me 4 a month so when i come back i can vote 4 u in the january cp election

Aleksandar.V Popovic Day 2,936, 08:08

Noo please i don"t want you to be ban again,Not again,please.

You are cute girl and write as much as fanny article you can but not offensive.Also I am not be a candicate in January,