[DICTRAKTOR FINALE] Magnets - How do they work?
Alfa UKSF
Hello everyone to the final installment of your one months forced subscription to dictatorship propaganda.
Sadly I have been gazumped by the sudden rush of articles into claiming the 100th article of the new dawn title but I get to console myself with a shiny true dictator medal and resume my previous self-appointed and I think now proven title of 'Saviour of the UK media'.
Tomorrow at daychange we will be looking to force a national bankruptcy.
This harsh sounding term is actually me donating the rest of our national cash into the Bank of England organisation (to which I do not have access) and thus the UK will not be able to afford the 'Dictator upkeep' cost and the dictatorship will end.
There is a small chance that the resource concession profits we receive will make us unable to do this as they are currently 'buggy' or erepublik may crash as we don't think this has been attempted before.
Our backup plan is to launch a liberation war in the morning that will succeed.
Cash owed from TW deals and dictator upkeep will be donated to the BoE in full and aside from being rigorously screenshotted for later proof this will consist of;
so, no I am not paying for the extra 2 days we had to tack on to the end of the planned period due to your vanity liberation attempt.
Well the big news is the above as far as most of us are concerned and this probably means a return to TUPocracy which means we're back to a land of broken promises, shift financial dealings and under delivery of programs leading into a couple of months of just plain inactivity where they won't even be able to cope with doing that.
Oh well! We hope you have enjoyed or at least participated in this piratical interlude and wish you all the best for the months of tedium ahead.
FINAL ACT
Comments
do you have to...
I look forward to returning to my more colorful and usual pursuits of piracy
I enjoyed the show - I am genuinely sorry you couldn't go through the shame of being CP too!
Hmmm - that is an imaginative way way ensuring that you are not beaten in battle....
I echo SHA's sentiment - you really should run for election as CP - I would support a democratically elected UKSF!
Bye. Next time you have a beef there are cheaper ways of sorting it out.
Much like restoring democracy, then?
Absolutely. I'm not sure if you know but I tried exactly that by having a chat and keep costs down.
eh, if you had actually put effort into chatting, you would have been more clear with your terms and it wouldn't have cost us 1 mil cc.
I think we both know that isn't true. Alfa was clearly after the medal. The guy has more ego than anyone I've ever spoken to.
I think you don't want it to be true and are shifting the blame from yourself.
You people wasted 1 million cc for nothing...
As far as dictators go, at least it was entertaining!
Be interesting to see your credit card bill.
DUMP DATA
D2 to D4 non-party
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minor party
1824662,2042173,1664507,7012481,346861,8727501,6203928,6385816,2867495,1931505,3459670,1589565,1550067,2183668
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