[Astrid4Queen] Is This The Real Life
Hail Astrid
Attention, all!
The current CP race is just too boring, polite and generally lacking in scandalous articles and/or slanderous accusations!
What has our society come to? Are we the result of thousands of Days of civilization, or are we the eUK?
I nearly began running myself, such was the lack of lulz.
Before I realized that was a very bad idea, considering that all I know how to do is work, train, collect my bonus and write articles with misleading titles.
Which is why I'm running for Queen of eUK.
Job description: to periodically boost the morale of eUK's citizens just by existing.
Having never stepped on a battlefield, this is particularly appropriate.
Of course, I wouldn't just declare myself a Queen out of blue. Following the true democratic process, it's up to you to decide!
Vote now!
So far I have no challengers to the throne, mainly because no one knew there was a throne to be had because my authority is unquestionable. However, if you think you'd be a better Queen than me...
And finally...
A shoutout to all my fans
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#Astrid4Queen #Hiccup4King ! ❤
Ut-Oh, it looks like queen Butjam has a challenger.
It will all depend on how the people vote!
Butjam will claw your eyes out!
Didn't need them anyway.
"I was elected to lead, not to read."
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Are we voting to force King Woldy into an arranged marriage?
I think Astrid would make a marvellous queen, I'm fairly certain that Astrid was a Viking so extra points for that.
sorry Butjam, I guess you'll have to make room 😛
Nope... The lady Butjam shall not be so easily supplanted, nor can one simply force the King into a marriage.
Most democratic queen ever.
God save Astrid!
This is treason
Long live King Woldy