[EN/TR]Federalist Party Stance on National Disgrace
Gnilraps
It has come to the attention of the Federalist Party Headquarters that the White House Press Room (WHPR) has published a pornographic image of a penis. EDIT: The Article has since been taken down.
Such an action by an official publication of the eUSA is despicable. The Federalist Party vehemently condemns this act and asks that the identity of the culprit be made public.
It is against Admin policy to publish such photographs. When private citizens publish them for Lulz, for a Rage Quit, or for reasons all their own, the Federalist Party gets the joke. We are Proud/Horny for good reason.
But when the official publication of the White House - a National Asset - is put at risk of banning because of an individual (or a group?), there is no possibility of humor. It is an issue of National Security.
The Federalist Party herewith requests that President Emerick address this matter personally and publicly.
Gnilraps,
Federalist Party President
Translation: Cruinne
Federalist Parti merkezindeyken Beyaz Saray Basın Odası’nın (WHPR) bir penis fotografı yayınladığını farkettim.
eABD’nin resmi bir yayınından yapılan bu yayın bir rezalettir. Federalist Parti bu davranışı şiddetle kınayıp bu davranışı sergileyen kişinin halka açıklanmasını istemektedir.
Bu tip fotografları yayınlamak Adminlerin kurallarına aykırıdır. Vatandaşlar bu tip fotografları gırgır geçmek, oyunu bırakmak ya da kendilerine ait sebeplerden dolayı yayınladıklarında Federalist Parti bunu anlayışla karşılamaktadır. Zaten bu yüzden Coşkulu ve Gururluyuz.
Ancak Beyaz Saray’ın resmi yayın organı bunu yaptığında - ulusal bir varlık- bir kişi ya da grup yüzünden ban tehlikesiyle karşı karşıya kalmaktadır, bunun şaka yada mizahla alakası yoktur. Bu bir Ulusal Güvenlik sorunudur.
Bu sebepten dolayı Federalist Parti, Başkan Emerick’ten bu olay hakkında kişisel ve genel bir açıklama talep etmektedir.
Gnilraps,
Federalist Parti Başkanı
Comments
First
You will always be First to me Kara Beth
Justin McCravok did it.
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but he did it for the lulz
Laxsnor has found the culprit!
Looks vulgar on a governmental newspaper, not cool.
If it's for the lulz, not on WHPR
Perhaps the authors lack their own testosterone...
as a term ends, haven't we seen it before.
I do not support physical penises in our government's publications in any way, shape, or form. This issue will be resolved shortly, right after we finish making fun of Justin for trying to troll.
Don't get your panties in a bunch, read the comments and you'll see that the rest of the eUS found it to be hilarious.
pretend politicians doing politics
pretend military doing militics
WHPR article was very informative shame on u
Justin McCravok did it.
OMG! It's a tricky dick!
This will be dealt with.
not cool. totally agree with the article writer.
I'm not surprised but this needs to stop now.
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